The Straaaangest Conversation...

[eyez0nme]

What are some of the weirdest talkings between peoples you've ever been a part of?

Some of my friends had a discussion about whether semen would sizzle and steam or burn...half of us (including myself) think it'll sizzle, the other half say burn .

Also, while watching a documentary on TLC about conjoined twins,me and my friend wondered about some things. Like...

• Do they talk to eachother while pooping,or would that be too weird?

• And how do they decide who wipes,since each of them controlled one arm.

• Do they ever masturbate(one 'gina here)?

• Do they get paid as one,or two?

• What about marrige?

• What about sex? Do they both fake it? What if one falls asleep???

So here's my conjoined twin question: Let's say they're at a bar, and one of them has been plotting the murder of someone who they know is going to be there (they have not shared this info with the other)...so the guy shows up, the break a bottle, stab him in the throat, he's dead...now, seeing as only one of them was guilty of any crime (the other was freaking out and knew nothing about it), how do you try that case? cause you couldnt put them in jail because you know, one of them didnt do anything...

if you tried the case, could they be tried as separate individuals or as one because they're conjoined.

in double jepoardy, a person can't be convicted of the same crime twice, so if they're counted as one, you can't convict can you?

 

[stephiebaby]

Whoa! I don't know about any of those. But I choose Sizzle, too

I have always wondered lots of weird stuff. But right now, all I can do is think about the conjoined twin problems.

I think that they don't talk to each other while pooping. I mean I know I can't talk to anyone.

I think they take turns wiping and masturbating.

They would get paid as one, because they are doing only one mans job.

They would have to marry andother set of conjoined twins otherwise it would be weird. Same with the faking it question.

And finally.... You would have to try them both. Have you ever seen stuck on me with Matt Damon they stuck them both in jail right? I know it was fiction but that's the only example I have.

That was fun

 

[ValkyrieRaven88]

Well, one of my firends brought the book "Why Do Men Have Nipples?" to lunch with him once...that opened up a whole can of worms...

And eyez0nme, tell me if you ever find out if it sizzles or burns. I'm curious. I suspect it would sizzle, then burn.

 

[Vespertilio91]

Have fun figuring that out! Sizzzzle Sizzzle, thinks I.

Yes, that book was slightly eye-opening. Okay, a little more than slightly!

Conjoined twins: I really don't wanna think about it.