Poppy1
Active Member
The Rural Australia/NZ Thesaurus of Computer Terminology
Log on - Make the barbeque hotter
Log off - The barbeque is too hot
Monitor - Keep an eye on the barbeque
Download - Get the firewood off the ute
Hard Drive - Trip home without any cold beers
Keyboard - Where you hang the ute and bike keys
Byte - What the mossies do
Bit - What the mossies did
Chip - A bar snack
Micro-chip - What's left in the bag after you have eaten the chips
Modem - What you did to the lawns
Mouse - What eats the grain in the shed
Web - What spiders make
Cursor - The old bloke who swears a lot
Server - The person at the pub who brings out the counter lunch
User - The neighbour who keeps borrowing things
Log on - Make the barbeque hotter
Log off - The barbeque is too hot
Monitor - Keep an eye on the barbeque
Download - Get the firewood off the ute
Hard Drive - Trip home without any cold beers
Keyboard - Where you hang the ute and bike keys
Byte - What the mossies do
Bit - What the mossies did
Chip - A bar snack
Micro-chip - What's left in the bag after you have eaten the chips
Modem - What you did to the lawns
Mouse - What eats the grain in the shed
Web - What spiders make
Cursor - The old bloke who swears a lot
Server - The person at the pub who brings out the counter lunch
User - The neighbour who keeps borrowing things
