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what are google spiders

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jenn

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so being newish to the forum i stick mostly to the general chat and general book discussions. however i found myself with some time and browsed around( found the rules of the forum, and was laughing considering some of the threads i've read, of late concerning billy o) and then i clicked here and there and found something called a google spider. someone else mentioned one before. so come on, i'm not cool, what are they.
 
they are among us
always there
always watching
they know everything happening and a lot of what happened
and they like to expose us
beware
 
so it's like the matrix, and eventually a hot chick in patent leather will show up on my email telling me about some product that i will enjoy and i will be left wondering how did they know.......... follow the little white rabbit.
 
why they would try to sell you what you want?
there its no challenge on that, the odds its that if its a product you actually want they charge it on your credict card without telling you :D
 
oooooooooooooooh come on just tell me i am begging you don't be cryptic just tell me i will be your best friend i won't tell anyone that you were nice to me and that you told me a secret please please please please please please mr all seeing freaky eye on the profile page just tell me
 
rogue hush you will freak him out and i will learn nothing.......unless you know please please please please please please please tell me i can't stand it. i know it is something ridiculous, but the not knowing is wretched.
 
I'll be nice to you Jenngorham (a cheque will do nicely.) If you haven't already, have a closer look at post 2. And whatever you do, don't let the spiders get you. :)
 
thank you. i did look again once mr michel, who i will from now on approach with a large poking stick, pointed out that i was not paying attention. all i can say in my defence is that my 10 month started to eat play dough at that exact moment and i thought that was a bit more pressing. sort of brings into question my parenting though....
 
Rogue said:
why don't you google it?
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LOL! :D I read somewhere recently that Google is the spawn of Satan. Apparently, every time you search, they place an indelible cookie on your computer that does not expire until 2038. They also log every search you do. :eek: Is any of that true, do you think?
 
jenngorham said:
thank you. i did look again once mr michel, who i will from now on approach with a large poking stick, pointed out that i was not paying attention. all i can say in my defence is that my 10 month started to eat play dough at that exact moment and i thought that was a bit more pressing. sort of brings into question my parenting though....
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playdough, that's all?? Your parenting is fine. Now, if you were feeding him play dough, that would be another situation entirely :p , or if he was happily munching on the credit card bill (my second loved paper)...
 
cajunmama said:
playdough, that's all?? Your parenting is fine. Now, if you were feeding him play dough, that would be another situation entirely :p , or if he was happily munching on the credit card bill (my second loved paper)...
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oh good. :D my first nver put anything in his mouth except food, this one everything but. ah well, play dough has flour.... ;)
 
jenngorham said:
all i can say in my defence is that my 10 month started to eat play dough at that exact moment and i thought that was a bit more pressing. sort of brings into question my parenting though....
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Well it is non-toxic.
 
Are google spiders what you feel when you read Stewarts ideas on the appropriate age to give children the things they ask for?
 
Motokid said:
Are google spiders what you feel when you read Stewarts ideas on the appropriate age to give children the things they ask for?
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in truth i did feel they might be something along those lines, similar to the sensation one gets when all the hair stands up on your neck. i like to say when something creeps me out that it made my bum water :eek:
 
Some round here call it the pucker factor...as in
"Boy, that really made my butt pucker."
I give Stewarts remarks a pucker factor of 10 on that one particular issue.

Speaking of sayings...

My wife has a friend who instead of excusing herself to go to the bathroom simply states she's going to "shake the dew off the lilly."

I about fell off my chair when I first heard her say that. Funniest damn thing I'd heard in a very long time.
 
Halo said:
LOL! :D I read somewhere recently that Google is the spawn of Satan. Apparently, every time you search, they place an indelible cookie on your computer that does not expire until 2038. They also log every search you do. :eek: Is any of that true, do you think?
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They do stuff like that. It's pretty scary that they keep a log of all the phrases I've ever googled.
 
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