what, do I smell bad?

[Miss Shelf]

when I first signed in this morning there were lots of people here and the joint was jumping. Where did everyone go? Surely work isn't that pressing!

 

[clueless]

You've just manhandled Stewart. Have a quick shower.

 

[Miss Shelf]

will that work? or do I need professional decontamination?

 

[ruby]

will that work? or do I need professional decontamination?

Professional decontamination works every time!

 

[Miss Shelf]

I'm calling Homeland Security right now! I think they handle decontamination.

 

[ruby]

I'm calling Homeland Security right now! I think they handle decontamination.

Good luck and i hope it works

 

[Miss Shelf]

thanks, and I'll be sure to give them your phone number when they take me away for questioning.

 

[abecedarian]

I'm calling Homeland Security right now! I think they handle decontamination.

Um, please don't take this as a political statement..but given the trouble the head of homeland security is in since Katrina hit, are you SURE you want to do that???

How about a nice tubful of Calgon, and call it good

 

[Miss Shelf]

Calgon, take me away!

 

[cajunmama]

Yes, lets not overreact here. I'm sure some very hot water and a strong disinfectant soap should do the trick.

 

[Miss Shelf]

but...my skin! my lovely skin can't take the harshness of disinfectant soap!

 

[ruby]

thanks, and I'll be sure to give them your phone number when they take me away for questioning.

Thats fine if they take me in for questioning i shall have a break away from my little brats

 

[Miss Shelf]

always glad to do you a favor! Maybe they'll keep you for a few days.

 

[cajunmama]

Ooh, a vacation!! Give them my number, pleeeeeeeeeze!!!!!

 

[ruby]

always glad to do you a favor! Maybe they'll keep you for a few days.

Thanks for the that! A few days sounds good! Fingers crossed!

 

[ruby]

Ooh, a vacation!! Give them my number, pleeeeeeeeeze!!!!!

They have already got it!

 

[Miss Shelf]

I'll tell them your cohorts are in Hawaii, maybe they'll take you both there!

 

[ruby]

I'll tell them your cohorts are in Hawaii, maybe they'll take you both there!

Oh how i wish!

 

[cajunmama]

*gasp* Hawaii, YAY!

 

[abecedarian]

Hawaii??? That sounds too much like a vacation to me! Gosh, I'd settle for Tuscon