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What is your battle cry?

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Wabbit

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Find out what your BATTLE CRY is Find out your battle cry here :D

My battle cry is!!!

Yea, verily: Who is that, running over the terrain! It is SillyWabbit, hands clutching a meaty axe! He roars gutterally:

"I'm going to bludgeon you like it's a new extreme sport, and hijack your momma's airplane!"

Whats yours?

Regards
SillyWabbit
 
I don't need some silly engine to tell me what my battle cry is.

It's 'SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORK!'

Honestly, anyone who needs to be told what to yell clearly hasn't been in enough battles. Call yourself a pirate? :rolleyes:
 
That thing would have me shouting: "I'm going to hump you with such disregard for common sense, your pets won't recognize you!!!"

I don't think I would ever shout that because I'm not the sort of person who incessantly adds unnecessary quantities of punctuation to the end of a yell. :mad:

If I were to go into battle I would not yell anything for my discipline is stealth and the last thing you would here as I slit your throat would be "Gotcha, you imminently dead person!"
 
I kinda like mine!

Rampaging along the steppes, swinging a mighty sword, cometh Martin! And he gives a spectacular howl:

"I'm going to brutalize you with such zeal, the Earth will spin twice as fast!"

There 'ya go!

Cheers, Martin :cool:
 
:eek: Good battle cry! I kinda liked mine too!

And lady of the Sporks, I drank too much grog last night and can't think of any new pirate type battle cries. I just needed a little help today :D

Regards
SillyWabbit
 
Rampaging over the tarmac, brandishing a vorpal blade, cometh Lyra! And she gives a gutteral bellow:

"I'm going to flog you beyond capacity, and then some!"

I'll have to try this on my other half when I get home from work and see what reaction I get :)
 
Zang! Who is that, stalking on the terrain! It is Phil, hands clutching buzzsaw hand exensions! He roars thunderously:

"I'm going to beat you with such zeal, you will see ultraviolet!"

Iron Tom Morgan, who not be knowing what this ultraviolety gubbins be - must be landlubber talk, arrrrrrrrrrrrr :D
 
Mine's pretty lame. :(

Sprinting on the tundra, clutching a vorpal blade, cometh Headpodd! And she gives a bloodthirsty bellow:

"I'm going to torment you until you can no longer smell pretty things!"
 
Oh this is so not fair! :mad: My battle cry?

"I'm going to torment you until you have puppies!"

Sheesh!
 
Well, using fluffy bunny I get:

Skulking out of the tarmac, wielding a bladed baseball bat, cometh Fluffy Bunny! And he gives a mighty bellow:

"I'm going to contort you so thoroughly, you will polymorph into Cthulhu!!"


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On the other hand, if I use my real name I get

"I'm going to **** you so hard, you'll reincarnate as an X-file!!"

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Hmm X-files and Cthulhu. I must be getting paranoid. Neither rolls off the tongue though
 
Thought I'd share this one with you: :rolleyes:

Using my real name I get:


Lo! Who is that, stalking out of the mountains! It is ________, hands clutching a burning branch! She screams homicidally:

"I'm going to hump you until you bleed puke!"


Interesting turn of phrase. :confused:
 
OMG! This is great!!!

Hark! Who is that, running amidst the tundra! It is Nicola, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a low howl, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to contort you until you purr like a bitch-kitten, then bake cookies!"

:D :D :D :D :D
 
lol this is so funny! using my full name its

Stalking along the terrain, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a burning branch, cometh AmyLowson! And she gives an ominous cry:

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I shall avenge my ancestors!!!"

thats quite romantic!

using my name its:

Zang! Who is that, running out of the mountains! It is Amy, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a booming scream, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to redefine your concept of 'playing hardball with the big boys'!!"

lol! fancy some hardball anyone! lol!

i couldnt resist another one so i put in catalyst:

Prowling through the tundra, attacking with a reflective halberd, cometh Catalyst! And she gives an ominous scream:

"I'm going to bruise you all the way to Horni Sucha, and trade you for a candy bar!!"

hahahaha!

amy :D

im easily amused!
 
Lo! Who is that, rampaging along the fields! It is Ashlea, hands clutching a vorpal blade! She howls homicidally:

"I'm going to contort you until you scream like a banshee, and throw you out the airplane door!"


Yea! I get a vorpal blade! I had one when I used to MUD (oh, the days of telnet) but I've misplaced it since.

Not very impressed wtih the battle cry. I like Nicola's better.
 
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