What's my age again?

[Ou Be Low hoo]

A rather mundane thread, but I thought it would be interesting...

How old are you?

For anyone trying to be 'funny' - the age I'm referring to is the one stated on your birth certificate and not your perceived mental age...

I'm 25.

BOING!

 

[Ou Be Low hoo]

Hey, YOU!

What's your name? Don't be so shy...tell me...

 

[bobbyburns]

are you getting enough oxygen up there?

 

[Ou Be Low hoo]

are you getting enough oxygen up there?

my name is bobby, and I'm 21.

Ahhh...bobby 'The Pot Smoker'...don't you know it's baaaaaaaad, man...don't you know it's eeeeeeeeeeeeeevil...don't you know it...it...it...makes you become prone to criminal tendencies...don't you know it'll only lead to 'harder' drugs, maaaan...it's baaaaaad, man...it's baaaaaaaaaad.

NOTE FROM ME: DON'T SMOKE WEED. IT'S EVIL. IT'LL MAKE YOU FAT AND IT'LL TAKE AWAY YOUR DRIVE TO CHANGE THE WORLD.

Finish.

 

[bobbyburns]

like yourself, I'm always so interested to see what you're going to say next.

 

[Wabbit]

Me too, Im so excited that im using matchsticks to prop open my eyelids!

 

[Ou Be Low hoo]

Me too, Im so excited that im using matchsticks to prop open my eyelids!

But that would imply that you are in fact NOT excited by my prose, as 'using matchsticks to prop open' your eyelids implies you are tired! Oh! I don't understand! You say one thing, but you mean another! It's all too clever for me...wait...sniff...sniff...yeahhhh....Oh! I get it now...it's 'sarcasm'! Oh how brilliant! Well done...you must be very proud.

A word of warning though...don't be too sarcastic as then the frog won't jump on the lilly, which will result in the tree getting pissed, leaving the rabbit with no supper...

 

[liv]

I think we've already had a thread like this, but I could be wrong.

 

[Ou Be Low hoo]

I think we've already had a thread like this, but I could be wrong.

Well, my dear...I had a look for it but, alas poor Yorick, I knew him well I couldn't find it.