whats normal?

[lahondas]

Bathroom Habits
Do you always wash your hands after you pee? No (65%) Yes (35%)
Have you ever eaten on the toilet? No (56%) Yes (44%)
Do you use the urinal or the toilet in the stall? Urinal (85%) Stall (15%)
Do you inspect what you leave in the toilet? Yes (83%) No (17%)
Do you read on the toilet? Yes (85%) No (15%)
Do you pee in the shower? Yes (62%) No (38%)
Do you use the handicapped stall? Yes (62%) No (38%)
Do you fold or crumple your TP? Fold (53%) Crumple (47%)
When standing to pee, do you only unzip your fly, or undo it all? Fly Only (64%) Undo It All (36%)
After taking a dump, do you wipe forward or backward? Backward (68%) Forward (32%)
Do you turn on the light when you pee? No (61%) Yes (39%)

Hygene
Do you pick your nose? Yes (95%) No (5%)
Do you use a new towel every time you bathe/shower? No (92%) Yes (8%)
Do you use liquid soap? Yes (89%) No (11%)
Do you floss your teeth? No (73%) Yes (27%)
Do you shave in the shower? No (62%) Yes (38%)
In the shower, what do you wash first? Hair (67%) Body (33%)

Sex
Do you have a nickname for your "junk"? No (81%) Yes (19%)
Have you ever had a one night stand? Yes (63%) No (37%)
What do you find sexier? A Little Something Left to the Imagination (76%) Total Nudity (24%)
Have you ever had sex at work? No (58%) Yes (42%)

Eating/Drinking Habits
Do you regularly drink bottled water when tap water is readily available? No (63%) Yes (37%)
Do you regularly dring milk? Yes (60%) No (40%)
Do you take home leftovers? Yes (66%) No (34%)
Do you drink diet or regular soda/pop? Diet (53%) Regular (47%)
Do you eat breakfast at home? No (69%) Yes (31%)
What do you usually call soft drinks? Soda (52%) Pop (48%)
Do you fold your pizza? No (68%) Yes (32%)

Driving
Do you always wear your seatbelt? Yes (85%) No (15%)
Do you drive in the left lane? No (70%) Yes (30%)
Do you wash your windshield when you fill up? No (79%) Yes (21%)
Do you have condiments in your car? No (85%) Yes (15%)
When at a drive up bank window, do you pick a lane or hang back until one opens? Pick a Lane (56%) Wait (44%)


Miscellaneous
Have you ever taken an illegal drug, other than marijuana? Yes (58%) No (42%)
Do you leave the TV on at night? No (83%) Yes (17%)
Do you have a pet? Yes (72%) No (28%)
Have you ever cried watching a movie? Yes (91%) No (9%)
Do you lick your finger to turn the page when reading? No (85%) Yes (15%)
Have you ever gone to a strip club with your spouse? No (72%) Yes (28%)
Do you spend or save your change? Save (63%) Spend (37%)
Do you use the snooze button? Yes (75%) No (25%)
Do you leave lights on when you're away from home? Yes (52%) No (48%)
Do you usually use coupons when grocery shopping? No (64%) Yes (36%)
Do you call your waitress/waiter by name? No (75%) Yes (25%)
Do you arrange your bills? Yes (60%) No (40%)
Does your bed get made every day? No (73%) Yes (27%)
Do you untie your shoes before taking them off? No (57%) Yes (43%)
Do you fold your underwear? Yes (71%) No (29%)


i applied these questions to 3 other boards/forums, and got these shock results.
i will be posting each question. please answer truthfully. thankyou

 

[mr_michel]

have you ever considered you do have to much free time?

 

[Freya]

Shhh Mr Michel - I, for one, am fascinated.

 

[lahondas]

actually i dont have much free time, but when i do i come here, and lately theres been less and less of excitment, so i thought id pop up and get some action going.
(also i am downloading soemthing and its taking 2 hours, so i have to do soemthing until then).

 

[cajunmama]

Very interesting. I stand with the majority on nearly everything.

 

[Rogue]

Do you pee in the shower? Yes (62%) No (38%)

LOL Really?

 

[Billy Oblivion]

Do you always wash your hands after you pee? No (65%) Yes (35%)

I had a girlfriend who was a pub landlady and she was fanatical about cleanliness (well you don't want to give your customers food poisoning). Whenever I went to the loo she would always hold my hand when I got back. I thought she was being affectionate and then I eventually realised she was actually checking to see if I'd washed my hands! Good job I'm a clean young man.

 

[quotagirl]

Lahondas...
looks like you've got the makings for a book!!! Great research. People love trivia and your variety of questions is mind-boggling.
Well done!

 

[Billy Oblivion]

The Bonzo Dog Doodah Band recorder a song called We Are Normal.
Here are the lyrics:

We are normal and we want our freedom.
We are normal and we want our freedom.
Wir sind gewoehnlich, wir sind zufrieden.
We are normal and we dig Bert Weedon

 

[Wabbit]

I'm not normal and proud of it too!

YES! I wan't a badge with proud to be weird on it! Maybe all of us weirdos can get together and do some kinda march. We can call the day "weird pride day" or something...

Nah, forget that. It's kind of a strange idea.

 

[Cathy C]

Out of how many sampled? Easy percentages to muster if you've asked five people. I'll be more impressed if you've polled a hundred or more.

Cathy
Penguins always fold their pizza and prefer anchovies to pepperoni!

 

[Ou Be Low hoo]

I'm not normal and proud of it too!

YES! I wan't a badge with proud to be weird on it! Maybe all of us weirdos can get together and do some kinda march. We can call the day "weird pride day" or something...

Anyone who publicly professes to be 'not normal' undoubtably IS normal.

This ^ is all the definition you need. Anything or one who differs from the above statement is 'not normal'.

 

[lahondas]

Out of how many sampled? Easy percentages to muster if you've asked five people. I'll be more impressed if you've polled a hundred or more.

Cathy
Penguins always fold their pizza and prefer anchovies to pepperoni![/QUOTE

People i polled, i started this about september 24, and i am still going at it adding mor and more questions all the time. Approximately 650 people have answerd this. (it could range form 500 to 700.) I found out many people are open to say what they do, as long as no one knows they said it. (and yes maybe i should creat a book)