Billy Oblivion
New Member
Where Did Everyone Go?
My telephone was disconnected for two weeks and I've been told (under threat of extreme sanction) to stop using the internet at work.
And now I'm back but it seems like everything has changed....
It seems like only yesterday that I was having so much fun I could puke on this site. And then, one by one, they disappeared. First Bobby Burns went (although he was allowed back). Then it was Oobie Doobie and Warm enema (how could you not love someone with a name like that). Then the glorious Irene Wilde took herself into voluntary exile. The next, and most alarming, occurence, was when everybody's favourite message boarder, Abu, had his brains sucked out via the disagusting proboscis of an evil alien and his place was taken by a vile pod person calling itself Stuart. Then, I'm involuntarilly exiled for a couple of weeks only to return to utter chaos! Freya has joined Irene in the wilderness and Watercrystal has also been replaced by a pod person (I can't think of any other reason why she didn't wish me happy birthday).
So, it seems as though I'm quite alone to carry on with my mission in life: the harrassment and vilification of students, accountants and southerners (Halo).
I shall fight the lonely fight knowing that in the end right will prevail.
Happy new Year everyone (he said humbly).
Love from Billy Oblivion.
XXX
My telephone was disconnected for two weeks and I've been told (under threat of extreme sanction) to stop using the internet at work.
And now I'm back but it seems like everything has changed....
It seems like only yesterday that I was having so much fun I could puke on this site. And then, one by one, they disappeared. First Bobby Burns went (although he was allowed back). Then it was Oobie Doobie and Warm enema (how could you not love someone with a name like that). Then the glorious Irene Wilde took herself into voluntary exile. The next, and most alarming, occurence, was when everybody's favourite message boarder, Abu, had his brains sucked out via the disagusting proboscis of an evil alien and his place was taken by a vile pod person calling itself Stuart. Then, I'm involuntarilly exiled for a couple of weeks only to return to utter chaos! Freya has joined Irene in the wilderness and Watercrystal has also been replaced by a pod person (I can't think of any other reason why she didn't wish me happy birthday).
So, it seems as though I'm quite alone to carry on with my mission in life: the harrassment and vilification of students, accountants and southerners (Halo).
I shall fight the lonely fight knowing that in the end right will prevail.
Happy new Year everyone (he said humbly).
Love from Billy Oblivion.
XXX