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woooooooooooooooohieeeeeeeeeeee;)

(go for it Steffee)

although a complete flop

Do you mean like a Christmas party:D

not sure if he's ooopps missed a page: ignore this post it doesn't fit any more. It did rhyme with skivvies but I'm too late

You've got it. It's definitley one of my top ten.

Do you want my credit card number as well?

big furry ball perhaps?;)

and a rubber thong:eek:

try this thanks to Google. Or is it something to do with a cigar maybe? oooooooooopps. Sorry should have read the earlier posts.

painfully into his brother's

which tasted better than............

Sorry can't help with your problem but just out of interest how many pages is thirty-five thousand words? Quite a few I would think.

I worked for twenty something years at sea on a fishing boat. We'd stay at sea for six days and have one day ashore. I can honestly say I never had one day off sick. I got ill plenty of times whilst at sea but we never had the opportunity to take anytime off as it was seen as letting the rest of...

A really good idea Stefee. I'll probably check out some of those books myself now. How is The family Way going? My wife bought it months ago but hasn't got around to reading it yet.

I bought my wife some roses; the only problem was it was on Saturday. I don't know what happened but whilst out in Bournemouth I just bought them thinking that St. Valentines day was on the Sunday. As the roses were already flowering I had to give them to her when I got home as they would have...

Yes I forgot about Nigela. She could wash up for Jamie.

They'd be alright on this space ship for a cook as Jamie Oliver would definetly be on board. Oh, and Vic Reeves (what a complete and utter w*nk*r) can keep them entertained as you wouldn't want them having too much fun would you.

I read children's books most nights for about half an hour to my seven year old. Some are great fun but others like Alice in Wonderland I found pointless and irritating. Pinochio was a bit of a struggle also.

Sorry, I did mean England; it wasn't clear cut until tonight's vote so may be I did get a little excitable. Excellent news though. oh yea, as long as they make room and they've only **** themselves I won't mind. It'll only be a **** smell and not a smokie pissy smell. Passive piss never gave...