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I insist on everything being sent as soon as it's available. Grouping things into one parcel is for chumps.

The Night Watch by Sergei Lukyanenko and Monster Island by David Wellington. There's nowt more festive than zombies and vampires. There was a sewing book on making bags too, but I've forgotten the name of that one and it's not in my line of sight at the moment. We signed up to Amazon Prime...

Plenty of harm in usurping festivals and forcing conversion through violence. Plus we now have to deal with all the idiots who want to put the Christ back in Christmas when he was never there to begin with, and yet are dead set against putting the Eostre back in Easter.

Breast is best!

Stewart ate it.

Alpacas are valued too much for their fleeces to go round slaughtering them for meat until their numbers are greatly increased. The British wool industry is completely messed up so a lot of people are making the switch to alpaca but they're not going to sell them as chops until the fleece...

If anyone can see through to the heart of the matter it's Helgi.

No, but the booze stops you caring.

Does not knowing drive you quackers?

You're the one with the massive IQ. You tell me. :p

It's taken me at least two months to drag myself through this book and I cannot let the event go unmarked. It has a jolly cover, and lots of praise from all and sundry scribbled all over it. The blurb tells you about a baby called Rose, raised as the heir to Love Hall. Only Rose is a boy...

Hmmm. I don't like any of them, so I might give Elantris a go.

And a change of thread title.

And the pigs were people but no one except Venus noticed that? :confused:

You can turn any thread anti-Islamic. Did you receive special training?

So it's all the newpapers' fault that people commit mass murder? If they stopped reporting the news, madmen would stay home and watch telly instead?

Go on without me! My position is compromised!

What if someone foreign claims it and bankrupts you on the postage? You know, just for funnies.

So they got to you already?

We know that squirrels steal all they need to survive, so what are they doing with all our money?