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Hmmm, my sarcasm-o-meter is broken at the mo', so I dunno if Martin's being sincere, but..... I can change to lyrics to suit the males of the forum if you want?
To the tune of 'Deck the halls with bows of holly' or whatever it is
Now you've dumped that lousy love rat
Fa la la la laaa la la la laaaa
Go and buy a cheerful bathmat
Fa la la la laaa la la la laaaa
He's a Jeffrey
He's a shit-head
He's a lanky streak of piss
Go and buy a cheerful...
Yeh I did wonder briefly how much islands cost. Maybe I could spend the money on plastic surgery, in order to bag me a very rich old chap, then when he pops his clogs I can move to the island. The only downside is they've invented Viagra now haven't they? *shudder* Aaah the things I'll do...
See I always thought people liked radiohead because they liked to have a nice selection of music to kill themselves to? But what bobbys saying is it's an extension of the life-long popularity contest I find myself in. Hmm.
Piffle! I've got this old boy left over from my deer hunting days. Just ten minutes whilst I don my tweed suit and gather up the dogs. We'll take him down in no time!