For the broken hearted this Christmas...

[Freya]

To the tune of 'Deck the halls with bows of holly' or whatever it is

Now you've dumped that lousy love rat
Fa la la la laaa la la la laaaa
Go and buy a cheerful bathmat
Fa la la la laaa la la la laaaa

He's a Jeffrey
He's a shit-head
He's a lanky streak of piss

Go and buy a cheerful bathmat
Fa la la la laaaaaaaaa la la la LAA!


Criticise me and die. I expect nothing apart from praise for this masterpiece. COMMENCE!

 

[bobbyburns]

hey freya, are you pregnant?

 

[Freya]

Nope. Why? Was it me craving coal that lead you to that conclusion.

Bobby write a song

 

[Martin]

I love it!

Cheers

 

[Freya]

Hmmm, my sarcasm-o-meter is broken at the mo', so I dunno if Martin's being sincere, but..... I can change to lyrics to suit the males of the forum if you want?

 

[bobbyburns]

<pees on martin>

sssssssssssseeeeissssssss
ssssseeeeeeoisssseeeoooooo
hrsssssoooooosssssssssssss
ssssssssseeeoissssssssssssss
ssssssseeeeeessssssooooo
oooooossssssssssssss
rssssssseeeeeeeisssssssssss

 

[novella]

Well, it's really good, Freya, and I do mean that, but what about Don and his Gay Peril? I miss that part from the classic.

 

[Freya]

Am I a genius... Or am I a genius?

 

[Crystal]

To the tune of 'Deck the halls with bows of holly' or whatever it is

Now you've dumped that lousy love rat
Fa la la la laaa la la la laaaa
Go and buy a cheerful bathmat
Fa la la la laaa la la la laaaa

He's a Jeffrey
He's a shit-head
He's a lanky streak of piss

Go and buy a cheerful bathmat
Fa la la la laaaaaaaaa la la la LAA!


Criticise me and die. I expect nothing apart from praise for this masterpiece. COMMENCE!

Freya, I liked it. But the problem was that i could not tell whether she was crying or laughing, because the tap went 'Fa la la la laaaaaaaaa la la la LAA!' all the time in the bathroom.

PS: May I wish you a merry Xmas?

 

[Freya]

Waterycrystal you're off your rocker.

 

[novella]

Waterycrystal you're off your rocker.

Hold on a sec. I was trying to decipher the emotional level too.

 

[novella]

And I have people named Geoffrey, but we spell it differnt.

 

[Freya]

JC says hello, I like big butts and i cannot lie.... and I like your avatar.

He be off his rocker too.

 

[Billy Oblivion]

All this time Freya has been saying she isn't a writer and now her secret is out! She can actually write to as high a standard as most of the other denizens of this MB.