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I'm looking for a book in which a Chinese artist, something Fo, I think, who is condemened to death by his emperor for lying; for creating pictures of a world so beautiful, too beautiful to be real. But the artist cheats his emperor, and death, by painting a picture of a boat and sailing away...

Sorry, don't know the title but the thought of a drowned girl came to mind! Does this ring any bells? Erm. could be a spoiler.... was it a ghost story? Might just jarr a memeory! Good luck!

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals" How do men exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini. How do you get a man to stop biting his nails? Make him wear shoes. What is the...

Q: What is the difference between erotic and psychotic? A: Erotic is when you rub your lover's body with a feather. Psychotic is when you use the whole damn chicken! Q: If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you: (1) go to lunch or (2)...

Q: What do you call a Roman with hair between his teeth? A: A Gladiator. Hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper? He sold his soul to.... SANTA!

Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake! If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. Q: Where do you find a tortoise with no legs? A: Where you left it.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. .

Q. What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.? A. The Presidential Seal. Q. What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air? A. A dead centipede.

I have to put Meet Joe Black Far and Away City of Angels Angel Eyes Dances with Wolves Brave Heart A I and er :o Bambi :D probably think of a lot more later...

I wanted to see this movie but I think I'll pass. What is a great disappoitment to me (apart from Wabbit's list) is that they haven't thought of using any of the music from the old *War of the Worlds* album. "Forever Autumn" by Justin Hayward is a great classic for one. So, another remake...

Q. How does a pig go to hospital? A. In a hambulance. I know, I know, even I gave a groan :D

[FONT=Comic Sans MS]Hey! Thanks Muggle :D and of course I remember Clete Purvis, Dave Robicheaux's ex-NOPD partner... Ooooh! sounds really good!!! Mmmmm :D I wonder... if I said pretty please AND gave you another *hug*...August is such a l o n g time..... hahaha Thanks again Muggle...

Ok, just one more... Q. What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed? A. Sleep somewhere else.

Q. How do you make an egg laugh? A. Tell it a yolk. Q. How do you make a hot dog stand? A. Steal its chair. :p

Q. What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer? A. A brick layer! Well, it made me laugh *chuckle* :D

Many thanks Muggle *hug* :D Just enough to whet the appetite! Can't mistake his writing can you .... oooh counting down.

I'm not sure if Sylvian Hamiliton, The Bone Peddlar and the other books in this series qualifys, written in the time of King John it is the of a peddlar in religious relics. It is sitting on my tbr mountain but the reviews were good :)

Please, pretty please Muggle, just a little snippet when you get James Lee's new book... :D here in the UK we have another FOUR weeks to wait :( Got my name down for one at Waterstone's tho :) Btw was rather disappointed with Michael Connelly's *Closers* Not one of his best. Anyone...

I'm not a big horror reader lately but will second Sirmyk's recommendations and if you are into the occult there's that old timer Dennis Wheatley, and, maybe a little tame but Anne Rice of course and her vampires. :eek:

Welcome back True although you don't know me :) Pull up a Hemmingway and sit a while. Btw Love the signature, great quote.