A Gummi Situation (candy content ITT)

[sparkchaser]

A coworker bought some gummis at lunch and offered some to his fellow colleagues. I took three.


What I want to know is this: if I am sucking on one of these when a female colleague walks by, can I get dinged for sexual harassment?

 

[Disenthral]

Not unless you wink...

How dirty is your Qwerty?

It turns out that your computer keyboard could put a host of potentially harmful bacteria -- including E. coli and staph -- quite literally at your fingertips.

..Maybe you have bigger problems if you eat those.

However that keyboard looks shockingly clean.

 

[sparkchaser]

It is pretty clean, isn't it? Apparently so clean you can eat off it. By the way, the ladies were delicious.

 

[brk_3]

My guess is the red one was the best tasting.

 

[sparkchaser]

You would be correct. There's something about the red ones.

 

[brk_3]

Does that mean you earned your....

No I am not going to go there.

 

[sparkchaser]

Yes I have, but not today.

 

[chiangmaifalcon]

No problem as long as it is gummi bear, and not the colleagues.

 

[Occlith]

By the way, the ladies were delicious

Is your wife okay with this?

 

[sparkchaser]

It never came up.