additional generic thread

[bobbyburns]

hey y'all, I'm just sitting here thinking about what everyone's favorite wacky activity is. why don't you list them for me; maybe we'll learn something about each other? just use your imagination.

ok, me first: my all-time favorite crazy thing to do is drive my car really fast down the street everytime I see a cyclist, then once I get close enough I just reach out from the window and ... vomit in their face. lol.

oh, that's wacky.

 

[warm_enema]

Oh, that is good.


My wacky activity...well, I sort of enjoy...pooping on peoples' heads, while they are sleeping--there, it's said and I can't take it back.

 

[bobbyburns]

feel better now?

 

[warm_enema]

Not really.

You all know that cliche, "you can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friends nose." The way I see it and the way I live my life is...you aren't my friend if I can't pick your nose.

 

[bobbyburns]

that'll do, mr. enema. that'll do.

 

[warm_enema]

You'll never truly know life until you try it.

 

[warm_enema]

To keep up with this veracity, those are the least of my problems.

 

[bobbyburns]

hm ...

touche.

 

[warm_enema]

Today, just for kicks...I stripped an extension cord, put two holes in the bottom of my wife's coffee cup, put the wires in there, set it on the table, filled it up, and plugged it in. She didn't think it was funny.

 

[bobbyburns]

she needs to develop a sense of humor.

 

[warm_enema]

We know you do more than vomit in bikers' faces. So spill the beans.

 

[bobbyburns]

your mind is as warped as your is as warped as your mind.

 

[bobbyburns]

holy shit.

 

[warm_enema]

I'll second that.

 

[bobbyburns]

we'll need scooby doo and the gang to solve that mystery.

 

[warm_enema]

They aren't going to be able to make it...Scooby, is busy giving my kidnapped victim, oral pleasure.

 

[bobbyburns]

whoa, you are out there. in the ether.

 

[warm_enema]

Sybil Dorsett, says that I am sane.

 

[bobbyburns]

tommy benchpress says sybil dorsett is a lying whore.

 

[bobbyburns]

who is tommy penchpress, you ask? I don't know, he's not a real person.

the lesson here must be far simpler than I imagined.