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But we don't know if it is dead and is going to come back and leave ghost turds on your lawn;or alive and pissed it's locked in a box.
 
warm_enema said:
But we don't know if it is dead and is going to come back and leave ghost turds on your lawn;or alive and pissed it's locked in a box.
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I'll leave the box locked shut and pay a priest to exorcise the garden.
 
warm_enema said:
The ghost cat is radio-active, I don't think a priest can rid you of one of those.
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Then I'll just scub my lawn with Decon 90. That'll get rid of the little bugger.
 
I remember my grandpa once considered paving his front lawn in cement and spraypainting it green. heh, that struck me in a way that if anyone ever struck me that way, I'd say, 'mmmm, that's the spot.'
 
My boyfriend's brother, as a child, accidentally set fire to the lawn. To cover up the mishap he painted the black spots green. If I ever really do end up owning a garden, I'm going to cover it with astroturf and have borders of plastic flowers. I'll pay a woman to come round once a fortnight and give it a good clean, but there is no way I will ever reduce myself to gardening.
 
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