beefcake08
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i'm 22, feels like 62 after i've been to rugby though!lol!
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Yes. It can get a bit sticky in the hot weather, but I think that's all part of the charm.RaVeN said:Does your bike have a banana seat?
RaVeN said:Don't stop there, tell us more.
Does it have a basket on the handle bars for your bunnies?
I have a nautical strobe for blinding my enemies and leaving them dazed and confused. Thus incapacitated, my bunnies are able to flay them at leisure.Do you have a little bell that rings or something with a ball on it that you can sqeeze and honk?
I have fine enough flaps already. I don't want to guild the lily.And how 'bout mud flaps, a spot light, a gun turret?
Usually pink, but black for sombre occasions. Furry if it's winter and my nips are chafing.What colored tassles do you wear when you ride it?
Kaz said:I have heard about this bike, I forget what it called? Is it similiar to the film 'ET' which the boy rode with ET in the basket? More like 70s bike? I heard this bike are comeback.
Halo said:I believe you're thinking of the Raleigh Chopper! I never had one because it was more of a boys' bike really and it was bloody expensive too.
Raven, you sound like you're getting over-excited. I think you should calm down before something happens. I'm only thinking of your welfare, y'know.
I sometimes wear a shower cap if it's raining. Got to keep my locks in shape.RaVeN said:Do you use protection?
Same thickness as two slices of bread. They're made out of two slices of bread.How thick are your knee pads?
As you know, I am a master of Dimac. My hands are registered with the local constabulary as lethal weapons and must be locked in a cupboard when not in use. So the answer is yes. Frequently.Do you ride with no hands?
I prefer to save my spikes for punch and simply dip my arm stumps in superglue and caltrops before leaving the house.What about spiked gloves?
Once, only I think there was a puncture. I blew it really hard, and then it all squirted back out at me.Have you ever had to pump up a flat tube?
Baby, I'll choke before I swallow.How many wheelies can you pop before you swallow?
Yes. The Ribbed Pirate Extreme to the Max Turbo Wheelie Spork Attack. There is also a game coming out based on my super leet moves. Dread Ninja Action Spork Heroes 12. Look out for it in a shop near you.Have they named an X-games stunt move after you yet?