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Agony Abu

Stewart

Stewart

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Do you have a problem? I don't care if it's emotional, physical, sexual, or spiritual - I'll help you to overcome it and move on in confidence.

Don't just take my word for it, read the comments of others:

Gary Coleman (midget) said:
"I was depressed about my height and dead end job as a security guard in a shopping mall until Agony Abu said "Whatch'ou talking about Gary?" before highlighting that size ain't everything and, it could be worse, I could be working in a circus. Thanks Abu."
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Bob Ross (artist with afro) said:
"After doing so many oil painting shows my career as an artist had all but dried up. I lacked inspiration and just couldn't find it. Everyday was spent looking at a blank canvas until Abu told me to beat the devil out of it. Thanks Abu, and God bless!
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Muhammad Ali (brain battered boxer) said:
"Remind me again, who am I?
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So, don't be shy, come to Abu...
 
Don't call the man a midget - he's vertically challenged.

And kudos on selecting the noun that bests suits your name. ;)

Cheers
 
Agony Abu? :/ Should there not be an Uncle in there somewhere?

Anyway Agony (Uncle maybe?) Abu, I have a terrible dilemma. I'm dressing up as a fairy at the weekend, and I simply cannot decide what colour shoes to wear. Now, my fairy dress is pink, as are my wings. Shall I wear pink shoes too, or maybe white, or maybe silver? I'm sure you can appreciate how much anxiety this is causing me. At this rate I'm going to have bags under my eyes big enough to carry my weekly shopping home in, from lack of sleep.

Freya the fairy.
 
The voices in my head are still telling me to burn stuff, is this normal? If not, what should I do about my voices?? :eek:
 
My shower keeps throwing things at me. Does it not like me? And what can I do to improve our relationship?
 
Dear Agony,

Penguins are ruining my life! They play the television all night, order stuff off of the informercials, and are costing me a fortune in Red Bull and car wax.

Please help!

Irene Wilde
 
Abulafia said:
Do you have a problem? I don't care if it's emotional, physical, sexual, or spiritual - I'll help you to overcome it and move on in confidence.
So, don't be shy, come to Abu...
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have to admit that sometimes I could do something really stupid. :(
 
Monty, the new baby bunny, keeps sitting in puddles of her own wee. Will she grow out of this or is she just addicted to sponge baths?
 
Litany said:
Monty, the new baby bunny, keeps sitting in puddles of her own wee. Will she grow out of this or is she just addicted to sponge baths?
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My brother used to do that and he's just fine now. For a bloke. You can take him out in public and everything :)
 
Freya said:
Ice, your dog's well cute. You could make him/her a model, start earning some money for the family :)
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He's lovely :) But not very well at the moment :(
 
Hasn't a thread like this been done before - I seem to vaguely remember something like that.

Cheers
 
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