The fall out from WWIII will get you health nuts first, because you haven't been building up your tolerance!
Guys like Robert and me (and,
please God, some women like us!!) will be around long after the cockroach has gasped his final breath. We'll walk out of the cloud of radioactive dust, scratch our gonads, and say "Hey, I wonder if they nuked all the beer and twinkies?"
So we, the belly scratching, twinkie eating, tainted meat lovers will repopulate the earth! (sorry to speak for you Robert, but I feel a connection here!
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