Are you gay?

[BeerWench13]

It's hysterical. Do men really think that what goes on in those films is all that women can do sexually together?

Ummmm... you've seen male on female porn, right? Last time I checked, when a random dude came walking into my office I didn't push everything off my desk and ask him if I could pleasure him. Porn isn't realistic in any way whether hetero or homo.

There are a lot of women who are bi-curious – in western society (and particularly the UK and US) it's certainly easier to admit to that as a female than as a man

That's because the female body is a work of art. No offense, guys, but the male body is completely utilitarian. So, man on man is icky , but woman on woman is beautiful and sensual.

 

[PipPirrip]

That's because the female body is a work of art. No offense, guys, but the male body is completely utilitarian.

Maybe in the general, but if I were to pick one awe-inspiring nude I am going for MA's David.

 

[Jez]

There are a lot of women who are bi-curious – in western society (and particularly the UK and US) it's certainly easier to admit to that as a female than as a man, particularly since it's such a popular hetero male fantasy.

There was an amusing article in the Guardian in the UK a few years ago about how lesbianism was fashionable amongst women because, the author (a woman) claimed, it was all "camomile tea and cuddles" and not hot, sticky sex, and was a refuge from all those nasty men who made relationships so difficult. Hilarious.

Yes, certainly other reasons. But we still have words for those reasons, too, I think.

 

[blurricus]

Poles? I think you mean a MAY pole, not a GAY pole. Little confusing. May pole.

I remember reading the camomile tea and cuddles thing.

I think it actually has little to do people's perception of lesbians or pillow-biters. I think it has more to do with the fact that a homosexual man has a lower amount of testosterone. This makes them more susceptible to paranoia, depression, etc. or really it makes them more susceptible to "feelings."

Also, as far as the porn movies go...Sure you've never jumped on a guy that just walks in there...but that's probably because I haven't walked into your office yet. It's not difficult when you have a libido that eminates stronger than Austin Power's. It's difficult to keep women from throwing themselves at me, I know.

 

[Sybarite]

Ummmm... you've seen male on female porn, right? Last time I checked, when a random dude came walking into my office I didn't push everything off my desk and ask him if I could pleasure him. Porn isn't realistic in any way whether hetero or homo.

I write the stuff for money too, so I'm quite familiar with it. I've seen lesbian porn that is a great deal closer to what does/can go on between women than what I've seen in porn that has been made by and for hetero males.

That's because the female body is a work of art. No offense, guys, but the male body is completely utilitarian. So, man on man is icky , but woman on woman is beautiful and sensual.

Oh, I can very much admire male bodies, including the less-than-perfect ones (actually, I prefer 'real' bodies – male or female). And I can certainly enjoy man-on-man.

You mean there's more?

I demand to be educated on this!

Down, Sparky. Down. Be patient.

... I think it has more to do with the fact that a homosexual man has a lower amount of testosterone...

Really? I've never read that one before.

Also, as far as the porn movies go...Sure you've never jumped on a guy that just walks in there...

Clearly you don't know me ...

 

[Zolipara]

Ummmm... you've seen male on female porn, right? Last time I checked, when a random dude came walking into my office I didn't push everything off my desk and ask him if I could pleasure him. Porn isn't realistic in any way whether hetero or homo.

Yea i fired my secretary when i found out. Was no point in having one then.

 

[chuephödli]

Is it just me? This is one of the funniest threads I have seen in some time.

Just because somebody asked whether I (or anybody else) was gay. Go figure.

 

[blurricus]

Clearly you don't know me ...

So where is your office again? I assure you, I'm very real.

As far as the t-rone, a low level has been linked to depression, paranoia (not AS much), and feelings of worthlessness. That's why women are more likely to get depression than men (on average, but I think that's changing since women seem to excercise more than men now). Excercise combats depression because it raises the level of t-rone in the body.

If you would like some information to back it up, go ahead and ask, but I'm sure you could google it just as easily as me. If you want more, I can do some periodicals and such.

 

[saliotthomas]

PLease Sybarite,would you mind picking a really nice avatar,it's very frustrating. come on!!!

 

[sparkchaser]

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

 

[saliotthomas]

wait a bit,and it's still smell like cat food on the other side(bit worst!)

 

[helgi]

Litany has a good avatar. If Sybarite is thinking of getting an avatar, it should be like Litany's.

 

[Litany]

I could rent mine out. Very reasonable rates.

 

[saliotthomas]

Sure lithany,your looks are the sunshine of my days.

 

[Litany]

That'th a nathty lithp you'the got there.

 

[saliotthomas]

even with the name in front of me,i make mithtake! amazing! Alzheimer is knocking at my door

 

[jaajoe]

Im not gay, but i'd be happy to sell you life insurance.

 

[Sofia]

Yea i fired my secretary when i found out. Was no point in having one then.

so does that mean there's a job opening then?

 

[sparkchaser]

so does that mean there's a job opening then?

Not so fast there. I have an position earmarked for you.

 

[Sofia]

Not so fast there. I have an position earmarked for you.

but can you afford me? and are there any benefits?