novella
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bobbyburns said:just forget it, enema, it's nothing but a girl's club here.
bobbyburns is a girl????? Uh oh.
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bobbyburns said:just forget it, enema, it's nothing but a girl's club here.
no worries, buddy. it's done.bobbyburns said:just forget it, enema, it's nothing but a girl's club here.
27, because that's the highest number.Irene Wilde said:How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
I don't know, my chewing gum stays dewy sweet for weeks.Why does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
to remind us that we live in a veritable age of reason, and to never ever take that for granted.What's the purpose of Wyoming?
they can smell his brain.How did my penguins track down Silly Wabbit 6,000 miles from LA?
$20 will purchase you the newest, infamous underground copy of the vagina monologues script.Is there a cure for chronically falling in love with the wrong man?
zen and the art of war.What's is all about, Alfie?
aren't you forgetting something?novella said:My bobbyburns has become lodged between the bannister and the wall of the basement stairwell ... My question is this. Can I have a new one for free?
Irene Wilde said:Mr. Enema, were you blatantly talking about vegetablarians again?
Mr. Burns -- Answers! I demand Answers!
And here's more questions:
Why must I be a teenager in love?
Because you're a fool.
Do you know the muffin man?
Yes. He comes from down our way.
Why do fools fall in love?
Because they're teenagers.
Who wrote the book of love?
I have a book entitled "Who wrote The Book Of Love". Next time you fall asleep on my floor I'll slip said volume into your handbag (or purse as you colonials would call it) and then you too will know the answer.
If a tree falls in North Dakota, does anyone care?
If nobody knows then nobody cares. I also know that it won't make a sound. It will however make waves in the air which, if they reach the ear of a living organism, may be interpreted as sound.
Irene Wilde