ask bobby something

[bobbyburns]

what do you mean?

 

[Freya]

I mean, violence is where it's at.

 

[bobbyburns]

I'll quote what master kan said to kwai chang caine in kung fu: where there is not contention, there is neither victory nor defeat.

 

[bobbyburns]

in other words, when push comes to shove ... you pull.

 

[Freya]

No it's not. It's more like that scene in The Sound of Music when Friedrich Von Trapp is polishing his gun getting ready to do away with Julie Andrews.

 

[Freya]

If you superglued a mobile phone to your head, do you think it would stick?

 

[bobbyburns]

of course.

 

[Freya]

That's what I thought too. But I have photographic evidence of one chap who didn't think superglue worked on skin.

 

[bobbyburns]

send it to me?

 

[Freya]

What's the magic word?

 

[bobbyburns]

ppppppplease.

 

[Freya]

I didn't say it was pretty...

 

[bobbyburns]

yeah, he looks like a cross between kenneth starr and an over-stuffed turtle.

 

[spatha]

Gah, all this spam is sickening to a vegetarian.

 

[bobbyburns]

your breath smells like cauliflower.

 

[Billy Oblivion]

what is there that could possibly become erect?

bobbyburns is a virgin and wouldn't know what a clematis is if you hit him in the face with one.

 

[bobbyburns]

it's because I have a small penis. girls recoil in horror.

 

[Wabbit]

You could always wear a big black strap on said agony aunt wabbit!

 

[RaVeN]

it's because I have a small penis. girls recoil in horror.

Vote for your favorite.

(A)Have you sent Santa your Christmas list yet?
(B)David Bowie says "more than a mouth-full is a waste."
(C) Abu called. He wants it back.


RaVeN

 

[Irene Wilde]

And I thought this place would go to hell in my absence.

Nice to see you boys have kept the level of conversation so high-tone during my illness.

Irene Wilde