Bad song lyrics.

[Jason Evans]

What if God was one us?
Just a slob like one of us?

(I don't remember the singer's name, but the song was written by that dude from The Hooters.)

The forced rhyme and grammatical mistake (if God were, not was--contrary to fact condition) are wonderful.

 

[sparkchaser]

We have yet to touch on the horrors of modern "songwriters'" mistakes. If you really want to be driven to tears, turn on the local rap radio station. Those idiots wouldn't know lyrics if they bit them in the glutteus maximus.

+1

If you want to see an example of how really, truly asinine and nonsensical rap/hip-hop lyrics are, check out Alanis Morissette's version of My Humps.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W91sqAs-_-g

 

[sparkchaser]

What if God was one us?
Just a slob like one of us?

(I don't remember the singer's name, but the song was written by that dude from The Hooters.)

The forced rhyme and grammatical mistake (if God were, not was--contrary to fact condition) are wonderful.

Joan Osborne

 

[lenny nero]

I nominate all the songs by Manowar for lyrics like:

May your sword stay wet like a young girl in her
Pride
Hold your hammers high

Ya gotta love a band that titles a song All Men Play on Ten. Not only do they make the list of all time bad lyrics, but they also make many top 10 worst album covers as well with this gem of a cover:

 

[SevenWritez]

Yeah, there has never been a rap song with meaningful lyrics. Ever. I mean, look at this filth.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=NvBwpiJyYw0

 

[jaybe]

Great album cover lenny, is it one of yours?

Sting (ex Police) was voted worst lyricist last week. I wouldn't know, as my ears fur over whenever he's on.

 

[Zolipara]

Ya gotta love a band that titles a song All Men Play on Ten. Not only do they make the list of all time bad lyrics, but they also make many top 10 worst album covers as well with this gem of a cover:

Thats a great album cover. But the world of bad metal covers and band pictures is a dangerous place.

With all this talk of manowar you need to see a video of them.

Here is a nice song with lyrical gems like

We wear leather
We wear spikes
We rule the night

http://youtube.com/watch?v=-4qTi7cDtI4

 

[chuephödli]

The Smiths:
"Girlfriend in a coma, I know, it's serious".

The critics keep drooling over Morrissey's lyrics, though, so I might have missed an important point.

 

[lenny nero]

Thats a great album cover. But the world of bad metal covers and band pictures is a dangerous place.

With all this talk of manowar you need to see a video of them.

Here is a nice song with lyrical gems like

We wear leather
We wear spikes
We rule the night

http://youtube.com/watch?v=-4qTi7cDtI4

Gloves of Metal! Manowar has the market cornered on songs with "metal" and "steel" in the title. Here's a hilarious list of horrible album covers, and yes Manowar is on there: http://www.coverbrowser.com/covers/worst-album-covers

 

[jaybe]

The Smiths:
"Girlfriend in a coma, I know, it's serious".

The critics keep drooling over Morrissey's lyrics, though, so I might have missed an important point.

Yes, you have. lol

 

[SFG75]

Thought of this thread, upon hearing this ice pick in the ear annoying song.



Starts in my toes, and it crinkles my nose.

 

[tyche]

You want bad lyrics? Listen to Fall Out Boy. I'll admit I like some of the tunes, but the lyrics are best left ignored.

I agree...Fall Out Boy are far better with these alternate lyrics to one of their more popular songs. Fallout Boy Misheard Lyrics
I think I popped a kidney laughing when I saw this. Far preferable to the original and with much more meaning.

 

[samsara]

i sit on acid - lords of acid
Darling, come
here - **** me
up the ...
Sit on your face
I wanna sit on your face
(x2)
Sit on your face
I wanna sit on your face
(x2)
Oh, yeah, (moans/laughs)
Sit on your face
I wanna sit on your face
(x2)
Sit on your face
I wanna sit on your face
(x2)
(moans/laughs)
Sit on your face
I wanna sit on your face
(x2)
(moans/laughs)
Sit on your face
I wanna sit on your face
(x2)
(moans/laughs)

yes thats the whole song >.>

 

[Hedwig]

Starts in my toes, and it crinkles my nose.

My boyfriend just can't remember the lyrics and only talks of the "toes in my nose" song

 

[domani]

Anything by Limp Bizkit. Example - "Rollin":

"People in the house put them hands in the air
Cuz if you don't care, then we don't care
1 2 3 times two to the six
Jolts in for your fix with the limp bizkit mix"

:blink:

 

[gallagher672003]

I cant remember who sang it but "I'm as serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer'.

Er...no you aren't and no it isn't.

 

[gallagher672003]

i sit on acid - lords of acid
Darling, come
here - **** me
up the ...
Sit on your face
I wanna sit on your face
(x2)
Sit on your face
I wanna sit on your face
(x2)
Oh, yeah, (moans/laughs)
Sit on your face
I wanna sit on your face
(x2)
Sit on your face
I wanna sit on your face
(x2)
(moans/laughs)
Sit on your face
I wanna sit on your face
(x2)
(moans/laughs)
Sit on your face
I wanna sit on your face
(x2)
(moans/laughs)

yes thats the whole song >.>

Thats a thing of beauty.

 

[Mattyj]

+1

If you want to see an example of how really, truly asinine and nonsensical rap/hip-hop lyrics are, check out Alanis Morissette's version of My Humps.

I don't know if that was more painful to hear, or to watch. yeesh.


IMHO, possibly the worst lyrics ever written:

That honkey tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk


Come on, who actually heard that and said "oh, what a great song - let's record it!!" :sick: :banghead6mx:

 

[fourx]

Transfusion, transfusion,
I'm one solid mass of...contusions,
I'm never never never gonna speed again-
Put a gallon in me, Allan...
Put a litre in me, Peter.

""Transfusion"" by Nervous Norvus c.1956

 

[Landslide]

Gloves of MetalHere's a hilarious list of horrible album covers, and yes Manowar is on there: Worst Album Covers

OMG! There's some very disturbing images in there. I found this one particularly disturbing, I think she is planning a mass murder...



Even more disturbing if you consider the title album is Darling Mother in german...