Beck

[Motokid]

I apologize my lady....

 

[Freya]

Indeed you should.

 

[Motokid]

I kiss your sweet little toes in my humbleness....

 

[Freya]

My toes, for the record, are revolting. I have large feet, my big toes are hairy. My little toes are shaped like prawns.

 

[Motokid]

too much information....don't ruin my fantasy....

 

[Freya]

I also have athletes foot.

 

[Motokid]

ppppttpphhhpp ptptptthhhhh

ok that's enough with the kissing of the toes....how's your knees?

 

[Freya]

Bruised actually. An overflow was leaking onto the pavement at work and washing the grit awa... I slipped on the ice. Where there's a blame, there's a claim though! Whoo!

 

[Motokid]

I can't go much higher....this place is pg13 after all

 

[Freya]

Oh yeah. Kiss my camels! (they're slippers)

 

[Motokid]

Do they have toes....cameltoes...

 

[Freya]

No. They don't even have legs.

As an aside, camels are so fucking scary. Mount Sinai. 4 am. Camels galore.

 

[direstraits]

I freakin' knew something was wrong when a Beck thread runs to 3 pages. I freakin' KNEW IIIIITTTTT!!!!!!

But thankfully, I'm a big fan of chitchats like these, having participated in more than one of these a long time ago. Now my internet connection prevents me from being funny all the time.

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