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SillyWabbit said:
OK, the pirates are comming and we are gonna wipe out every last damn American Indian!!!
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It's been tried before. The U.S. Govt. in all of their finite wisdom couldn't get the job done. :D

I don't see many pirates at the mall :)

RaVeN

American Indians rule

AGAIN!!!
 
Plenty O pirates on the internet :D

Anyway, you won't talk to tough when you're walking the plank :p

Regards
SillyWabbit
 
Let's see your pirates make the Redskins, Braves & Blackhawks walk on your puny board :D

RaVeN
(as degrading as those team names are, I'm trying to make a point here damn it!)
 
I'll be a lady Samurai Warrior :)

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Unhand me, you brute!

Third Man Girl
 
Something tells me, Wabbit, that you will be sorry you explained that to her. I think maybe you've unleashed dangerous force that no one will be able to control! :eek:
 
Thank you, Wabbit. And you would do well to heed Tugger's words. Lady Samurai conceal six-inch daggers up their sleeves: I am now armed and dangerous :eek:

Third Man Girl
 
AH HA! Take that Raven and your damn Injuns! Another one for the Pirates!

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ARRRRRRRR!!!!

Regards
SillyWabbit
 
Sorry but Martin didn't fill out the proper paper work for absentee ballots and his vote should be considered null and void. :D

Besides, American Indians eat Sparrows for breakfast! :cool:

RaVeN
 
third man girl said:
Lady Samurai conceal six-inch daggers up their sleeves
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Ha ha ha. How very quaint. And what exactly did they plan to do when confronted by a pirate with a spork? Pee their pants and beg for mercy? Avast ye lubbers and fetch me my parrot!
 
Okay, let's look at the options...

  • Pirate: Life at sea, poor diet, risk of body rotting away, risk of hanging, can't pick nose
  • Ninja: 忍者 , have code to follow (Ninpo), life without honour, life of espionage more than anything else, having to creep about, no notoriety, anonymity
  • Samurai: 侍, life of beaurocracy, living a ceremonial life, action rtarely seen (especially after Tokugawa era), bound to a lord (unless ronin)
  • Cowboy: dull clothes, messing about with cattle, always on run (stay away from Charles A. Pinkerton!), sore bum from riding horses, not much to do really
  • Knight: evolved from page boys, loyal to a leader (lord or king), heavy armour as Middle Ages progressed, uniformed, no independance of thought
  • Viking: trader, live in cold conditions, get a lot of sex from pillaged villages, poor system of goverment on conquered lands,

So, the only real positive is the sex from being a Viking (varangian).

However, missing groups are:

  • Amerindian (as noted)
  • Hashshashin
  • Explorer
  • Pilgrim
  • Highwayman
  • Thuggee
  • Monk

Personally, I wouldn't mind being a nomad. That, or a hermit.
 
You have to take the fun out of everything :p lol

Highway man is a great choice, certainly up with pirates! Very :cool:

Regards
SillyWabbit
 
Mile-O-Phile said:
  • Amerindian (as noted)
  • Hashshashin
  • Explorer
  • Pilgrim
  • Highwayman
  • Thuggee
  • Monk
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Amerindians are big wusses. Good at running casinos, I'll admit, but who wants to live in a tent for the rest of their life?

Hashshashin? Well, I'm sorry you've got such a terrible lisp, but if all your friends are dead or drugged doesn't that make life a little dull?

No need for explorers. We've already found the source of the chocolate Hobnobs.

Pilgrims are just boring whingers with no sense of humour.

Highwayman is a possibility, but really just a pirate on a horse. And it must get a bit dull just going up and down the same old roads all the time.

Thuggee. Potential there, but I just don't like curry.

Monk. Plenty of booze, but I don't think the haircut would really suit me.

Nope. Think I'll stick with pirates.
 
Litany said:
Amerindians are big wusses. Good at running casinos, I'll admit, but who wants to live in a tent for the rest of their life?
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That reminds me:

a bloke goes to the doctors to which the doctor says what seems to be the problem, sir to which he is given the reply that well, doc, i think i'm a wigwam but then i think i'm a teepee and then i think i'm a wigwam again to which the doctor replied ah! i see your problem; you're two tents. :rolleyes:
 
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