Meadow337
Former Moderator
SINCERE
FUNNY
- You don’t marry someone you can live with. You marry the person who you cannot live without.
- Women listen to music because they are in love. Men listen to music because they want to fall in love.
- Some people don’t get any respect at all because they are asking for the respect they deserve.
- There is no such a thing as ignorance, but only degrees of wisdom.
- Traffic. The spell that makes commuters forget they are in love.
- Love and stars are similar in one way. They keep you looking up every night.
- It’s better to lose your pride with someone you love, rather than lose that someone with your pride.
- The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
- Women fall in love through their ears, and men through their eyes.
- Home is the only place where one does not get homesick.
- A person is happy if he has a problem and enjoys solving it.
- In love, there is always one who kisses and one who offers the cheek.
- Being happy all the time is kind of boring.
- Words and hearts should be handled with care… for words when spoken and hearts when broken are the hardest things to repair.
- It takes 3 seconds to say I love you, 3 minutes to explain, 3 hours to demonstrate, 3 days to appreciate, 3 terms to produce it, but a lifetime to prove it.
- The best thing about an enemy is that he tells the truth about you.
- Say good about yourself and you’ll be called arrogant; say bad about yourself and you’ll be believed.
- Love is magic. The more we hide it, the more it shows; the more you suppress it, the more it grows.
- It is always a pleasure to listen to persons bragging about their humility.
- We forgive those who bore us but cannot forgive those whom we bore.
FUNNY
- We will now upgrade your brain, please wait….Searching….searching…still searching….sorry,NO BRAIN found…!
- Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
- Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.
- Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.
- I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!
- Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
- Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
- Never let a man’s mind wander, it’s too little to be out on it’s own!!!!
- I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
- I’ve used up all my sick days, so I’m calling in dead.
- Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, “Do you know how to drive this thing?”