All hail The Olympian Pen! Are you actually considering naming it that? On this forum, naming it such could get you stoned (and not in a drug-induced way). For example, I might be inclined to look you up, drive to your neighborhood, dress up like the bunny-suited man in Donnie Darko, hide under your bed with Carrot Top, wait until you are asleep, and then crawl out from underneath and pelt you with bricks, and then, since you are only a kid, I would have to (surely there's no other way) take care of your parents and any other siblings, relatives, acquaintances, etc. and bury you and all others in the backyard with my crimson-syrupy-covered shovel. Just a "what if"...