Brainwaves and stuff

[Kookamoor]

Hey, RitKid, you don't have to teach those Maritimers anything about muscle. A longline fisherman can lift a Chevy in one hand. Right, jenn?

Especially if his beer's trapped under it...

 

[bobbyburns]

ritalinkid's real name is rip flexington.

 

[RitalinKid]

aren't you american? how could you become our pm?

I'm communicating with you from a few thousand miles away. You don't think I can't influence your parliament? Your voters? Jenn, much potential you have, mm, yes, but much also have you to learn, you see.

BTW, do you use a microwave to cook your oatmeal?

ritalinkid's real name is rip flexington.

Why'd you have to go and tell everyone? Huh? I thought we were pals. It's true. It's all true. I am Rip Flexington. Here's a picture of me and someone you might know posing down.

 

[jenn]

rk, i think you are having a wardrobe malfunction in that picture.

and no, stovetop all the way baby!!!

 

[novella]

In my heart I am Californian, but Chance had ditched me on the bleak, soft shore of Mudville.

 

[bobbyburns]

tee hee, he has tiny little balls.

 

[RitalinKid]

Why you gotta make fun o' my package? Keep in mind that my surrounding features are extremely large and only make the contents appear smaller in relation to my 36" thighs. And I never took steroids or growth hormone or IGF-1. No. Never. Not once.

 

[Kookamoor]

I dunno... I think Arnie's look smaller, IMHO. Maybe it's just that black is so 'slimming'...

 

[beer good]

Wheelchairs learn to read minds.