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'Cabaret' and other musings...

Here is my top ten list of movies that I really love that don't actually exist!

1) Dances with under garments
2) The hills are alive with the sound of dwarfs screaming
3) Attack of the killer flesh eating penguins from Venus
4) Day of the wombats
5) Gold wobbly - the man with the golden wobbly
6) Star Whores - Episode porn
7) Conan the bus driver
8) It's not a wonderful life, it's crap. Just face facts.
9) Sex toy story
10) Chickens under fire
 
would any moderator or senior moderator please to stick this thread on the top? just like that thread of collection of games. many thanks!
 
I don't do favorites, so I'll pick some I like that were not already mentioned.

Leaving Las Vegas
Mulholland Drive
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Requiem for a Dream
U-Turn
 
RaVeN said:
May I suggest instead, Billy O, that you could try out for a small part in The Nutcracker Suite.......a very small part. :p

RaVeN
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Sounds like someone is jealous. :p

Irene Wilde
 
Irene Wilde said:
Sounds like someone is jealous. :p

Irene Wilde
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Just wait until I've got my home computer and start posting photographs of The Legendary Billy Oblivion: A Man In His Prime. Then we'll really see some jealousy.
 
Irene Wilde said:
You post them and I'll start compiling a coffee-table book of them. :)


Irene Wilde
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You don't already have enough? I thought that as you'd started sharing them with RaVeN you must already have a surplus. I know I've posted loads on the IH site. Here's a new one:

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This is me on my 25th birthday (and 180 months).
 
Attention Mr. Enema -- please note the stylish apparel. I'll bet that jacket doesn't even come in "natural."

Do I get my point back now?

Irene Wilde

Mr. O -- love the red vest! :)
 
It's still lovely.

And those are real cuff links, aren't they? :)

And no...as a matter of fact, I still don't have enough photos, not for a book anyway.

Irene Wilde
 
1. I'm getting confused between the e-mails and the posts: is it my bum that's lovely or my waistcoat?
2. Yes they are cufflinks.I always wear cufflinks. I'm wearing some today as a matter of fact.
3. OK more photos as a matter of priority.
4. Back on thread has anyone read the books that Caberet was based on : Mr Norris Changes Trains & Goodbye To Berlin. I haven't read them since I was a teenager but I remember enjoying them a lot. I think I'll track down some new copies.
 
Billy Oblivion said:
1. I'm getting confused between the e-mails and the posts: is it my bum that's lovely or my waistcoat?
2. Yes they are cufflinks.I always wear cufflinks. I'm wearing some today as a matter of fact.
3. OK more photos as a matter of priority.
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The waistcoat is lovely. My opinion of your bum wasn't meant for publication, however, if anyone is interested, yes, it's lovely, too.

Irene Wilde
 
Billy Oblivion said:
3. OK more photos as a matter of priority.
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How about more photos of you in a string vest, just to show the Americans what a real vest is? Tis for the good of humanity.
 
Freya said:
How about more photos of you in a string vest, just to show the Americans what a real vest is? Tis for the good of humanity.
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Ok I'll buy a string vest and we'll start a thread to educate Americans about english things: this is a handbag/that is a purse. That is a bum/this is a tramp. This a waistcoat/that is a vest.
Plus explanations of common household objects such as brothel creepers.
 
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