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Captain Spamtastico vs. The Succulent Spamzilla
Ladies and Gentlemen!!!! Welcome everyone to the Spamtastical Spamathon!!!! Featuring the undeniable talents of many of TBF’s finest. The Event will feature many under-cards, with appearances by some lesser known amateurs, but the main event will be carried out by two of TBF’s finest, and highest quality spamexperts.
Introducing, in the blue speedo, the heavyweight champion and ruling poster of all spamatoria… Captain SpaMartin Spamtastico. With well over 7000 posts and spamdibulars as far as the eye can see, SpaMartin looks to be well primed for a spamattle royale.
And the contender. A crowd favorite. A relative new comer, but is showing a surprising knack for going toe-to-toe with the reigning champion. Introducing, in the other corner….the ever bodacious, ever chummy, ever delectable thong and sweatpants wearing snowbabe….The Succulent Jenngorhspamzilla.
Spamzilla is certainly the underdog in this spamathon, but the crowds always love an underdog. Especially one that’s as bodacious and bouncy as Ms. Succulent. She must be careful of SpaMartin. He has thousands more spamsperiences under his ever widening belt. One can only hope that this Spamtastical Spamathon can last for more than a few short rounds and that we, the paying public, get a real good, heavy hitting, long, drawn out spamathon that will go down in history as the greatest, most spamerific event in modern spamdom.
Have no fear though, all you faithful spamamateurs, there’s more than enough room for you to try your own little spamtastic spamurbations between rounds. We’ll all gain incite and experience by watching the great ones, and by trying our best to increase our own skills in the highly prized art of spamification, we shall all emerge from this war a better spamanoid.
So come one, come all, and let the Spamalingus take us to new heights of excitement and gratification. You may need to nap every now and then, or a moist towel-ette to refresh yourself, but if all goes as it appears it should, we should have the one of the most fulfilling group Spamgasm’s that TBF has ever had the pleasure of experiencing.
As usual, make sure you hydrate often. Spamathons have been known to last for quite some time, and can be draining. Depending on the amount of spamjaculation you may need to take in fluids on a regular basis. (Just a friendly reminder to take care of yourself in the heat of battlespam.
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Don’t forget to practice safe-spam. We don’t need and unwanted spamatazoa running around. Use your spamtraception devices. Spam-transmitted diseases are not a laughing matter. Lets all be thoughtful enough not to bring home something we can’t explain to our spouses.
So, before any of you accidentally suffer from hyperspamticular, premature ejacuspam, there’s only one thing left to say….
Good Luck. Keep it above the spamesticles and below the spamaillian protruberances….and let the spamathon begin.
SPAM ON!!!!!! SPAM ON!!!!!
Ladies and Gentlemen!!!! Welcome everyone to the Spamtastical Spamathon!!!! Featuring the undeniable talents of many of TBF’s finest. The Event will feature many under-cards, with appearances by some lesser known amateurs, but the main event will be carried out by two of TBF’s finest, and highest quality spamexperts.
Introducing, in the blue speedo, the heavyweight champion and ruling poster of all spamatoria… Captain SpaMartin Spamtastico. With well over 7000 posts and spamdibulars as far as the eye can see, SpaMartin looks to be well primed for a spamattle royale.
And the contender. A crowd favorite. A relative new comer, but is showing a surprising knack for going toe-to-toe with the reigning champion. Introducing, in the other corner….the ever bodacious, ever chummy, ever delectable thong and sweatpants wearing snowbabe….The Succulent Jenngorhspamzilla.
Spamzilla is certainly the underdog in this spamathon, but the crowds always love an underdog. Especially one that’s as bodacious and bouncy as Ms. Succulent. She must be careful of SpaMartin. He has thousands more spamsperiences under his ever widening belt. One can only hope that this Spamtastical Spamathon can last for more than a few short rounds and that we, the paying public, get a real good, heavy hitting, long, drawn out spamathon that will go down in history as the greatest, most spamerific event in modern spamdom.
Have no fear though, all you faithful spamamateurs, there’s more than enough room for you to try your own little spamtastic spamurbations between rounds. We’ll all gain incite and experience by watching the great ones, and by trying our best to increase our own skills in the highly prized art of spamification, we shall all emerge from this war a better spamanoid.
So come one, come all, and let the Spamalingus take us to new heights of excitement and gratification. You may need to nap every now and then, or a moist towel-ette to refresh yourself, but if all goes as it appears it should, we should have the one of the most fulfilling group Spamgasm’s that TBF has ever had the pleasure of experiencing.
As usual, make sure you hydrate often. Spamathons have been known to last for quite some time, and can be draining. Depending on the amount of spamjaculation you may need to take in fluids on a regular basis. (Just a friendly reminder to take care of yourself in the heat of battlespam.
)Don’t forget to practice safe-spam. We don’t need and unwanted spamatazoa running around. Use your spamtraception devices. Spam-transmitted diseases are not a laughing matter. Lets all be thoughtful enough not to bring home something we can’t explain to our spouses.
So, before any of you accidentally suffer from hyperspamticular, premature ejacuspam, there’s only one thing left to say….
Good Luck. Keep it above the spamesticles and below the spamaillian protruberances….and let the spamathon begin.
SPAM ON!!!!!! SPAM ON!!!!!
