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Captain Spamtastico vs. The Succulent Spamzilla

this thread is a lot like quickie sex. it started out great with all kinds of enthusiam and tongue twisters and whatnot and ended up with pizza and beer.
 
Sounds like a nice saturday night to me.

Hang on, it's saturday night. And I'm .. behind the compu ....

Ah ****!

Cheers
 
Hmmm.

I take comfort in the fact that you're the other person here on a saturday night.

Cheers
 
well i was just checking to see if you were here to make fun of. i had other highly important things to do really. it was a pity post.
 
i got nothing. perhaps my spamming days are done. i've spammed till i can spam no more. is there such a thing as too much spam? will i go down in history an old dried up spamstress? am i a frigid spammer?
 
jenn, the problem is you went cold turkey. You detox-ed. The addiction had time to be voided completely from your system. I'm sure in a few days, and another 50 to 100 posts your spamability will return as bright and spamtastic as the jenngorspam we all once knew and loved. I mean look at the story you inspired. This was all for you baby. I poured my heart into this all for you.

Please give yourself a bit of time, and I'm sure we'll all be witness to the re-spamification of our beauitful jenn in no time.
 
i think you are right. i did detox. i wondered what those sweats and shakes were about the first few nights, i thought i was just too drunk.
i must say, i am highly flattered. it touched me to read this thread. i dimmed the lights and had a moment.
 
There are no excuses for you Martin. None.

My alligiance is with jenn.
I will stand behind her.
As closely as I can.

closer....

closer....

closer....
 
he has never once mentioned owning a bro, but he could be lying. perhaps he would indulge us with a torso photo, i mean is that so much to ask? loads of people seem inclined to post pics of their asses......
 
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