Caribbean Writer

[starving artist]

Two self-published books by Caribbean/West Indian author: A CARIBBEAN STORY OF LOVE, LUST AND LIES; and the sequel, A CARIBBEAN STORY OF HURT, HORROR AND HEALING.

For a taste of the Caribbean, a must read. Humourous, yet touching.

Starving Artist

 

[Stewart]

This is the Showcase, for people to show off their own writing. Not a promotional space.

 

[starving artist]

I'm promoting my own work, Sir.

Have a grrreeat day!!

Starving Artist

 

[helgi]

he's so hungry he's talking like tony the tiger!

 

[Stewart]

I'm promoting my own work, Sir.

I know that. That's why I said it's not a promotional area. You can post an extract of your writing. Nothing wrong with that. But when your post consists of two titles to buy, it's going to be removed. You signed up to the member agreement, agreeing with the bit against advertising.

 

[Litany]

he's so hungry he's talking like tony the tiger!

I would assume the 'HORROR' mentioned happened one morning at breakfast time when he found his cereal box empty. So sad.

 

[helgi]

well, I was just kidding, you know. I'm a silly rabbit, who is a starving rabbit

 

[starving artist]

oh well.....I tried.

I'm also kidding, Sir.

 

[helgi]

.....at ease

 

[starving artist]

I would assume the 'HORROR' mentioned happened one morning at breakfast time when he found his cereal box empty. So sad.

'Tis sad, isn't it? Imagine not having any breakfast cereal.

 

[helgi]

at's easy, just skip breakfast, like a silly rabbit

 

[Litany]

'Tis sad, isn't it? Imagine not having any breakfast cereal.

I can't. Really.

It's an alien concept to me.

 

[helgi]

isn't that alot of knives and cereal? You wouldn't want people to think you're a cereal killer.

and those boxes are right at the edge

 

[Litany]

Boom tish!

 

[helgi]

that's the sound of cereal box falling, right? I've seen that happen. But a breakfast that goes to plan is boom tish right in the dish and then snapple crack pop and, maybe I should stop

 

[sparkchaser]

Is that millet cereal any good? Whenever I think of millet I think of my cockatiels standing on the floor of their cage eating millet spray.

 

[starving artist]

Yeah, very ALIEN...HUH...

 

[Litany]

Is that millet cereal any good? Whenever I think of millet I think of my cockatiels standing on the floor of their cage eating millet spray.

Millet power!

It's very dense. A bit like how solid flakes of porridge might be. I find it more filling than porridge though. It's the longest I've stuck with the same cereal. I have to have sugar with it though, otherwise it's too bland.

I'm not allowed fun cereals because they send me a bit wiggy.

 

[BeerWench13]

I'm not allowed fun cereals because they send me a bit wiggy.

Wiggy? You? I don't believe it!

 

[Litany]

Apparently I was quite the little psychopath on Cookie Crisp. I don't remember much about it.