An Impromptu Poem
It was supposed to be a simple hike through the winter woods to find the jar of pecan nuts that Edgar had hidden. Why he had hidden them in the first place was a mystery to everyone, including Edgar himself. They had to admit that they had not been at all keen to go out into the icy cold to look for a jar that they had not been able to find before it had started snowing, they thought that their chances of finding it were now was a bit like suddenly finding a Dodo. But their aunt, who was visiting for the winter, had promised to make her famous pecan pie for them, which was known by everyone to be the best pecan pie in the known world, if they could find it. So out they went into the cold winter morning, wrapped up in so many layers that they didn't walk so much as waddle out into the winter air, driven by the thought of pecan pie and an adventure.
It was not a long walk from their house to the edge of the forest but by the time they had gotten there Edgar, Pot and Pan had already starting to think that pecan pie or not, it was time to head home, the air was cold and already their noses were starting to run. But the allure of an adventure and of course pie, pushed them on into the snow covered forest. Snow flakes swirled around them as they walked through the trees along what was a foot path in the summer, Pan elbowed Edgar and said with great clouds of steam, 'Have you by any chance at all remembered were you hid our pecan nuts?' Edgar shook his head and shivered.
'It was in the woods somewhere.' Pot joined in the conversation and in the cloud of steam that was trailing behind them as they walked,
'That is what you said the first time we looked.'
'Well what I remember hasn't changed since the last time we looked Pot.' Pan stuck his hands deeper into his pockets and said,
'I still don't know why you hid the jar in the first place.'
'Or why you didn't hid it somewhere you could find it again.' Pot added in again. Edgar harrumphed not so quietly to himself. Pan looked over at Pot and rolled his eyes, Pot grinned or at least as much as anyone could see of Pot grinned and stepped up next to Edgar and took a hold of his left arm as he said, 'The one thing that we didn't do when we first looked was to look through all of your normal hiding places'. Pan stepped closer and took hold of Edgar's right arm and said,
'This is true, and yes I remember that the reason that we didn't was because you said that you hadn't hidden it there, but seems as you can't remember where you did hide it or why for that matter. So I for one am perfectly happy to double check.' So with an arm each Pot and Pan lead the very cold and reluctant Edgar, who really just wanted to go home, from one hiding spot to another, for the rest of morning. But as lunch time drew nearer and still there was no nuts, thoughts of warm fires and hot stews grew in their minds until they had decided that they were of one mind. It was time to go home. But home was at this point quite a long way off and when faced with the long cold and hungry walk back, Pot piped up and said,
'I know a short cut home if anyone is interested.' They were of course very interested in the idea of a shorter walk home than the one that was ahead of them, the quicker they got home the better. With quick steps they followed Pot through the woods until they came to a long narrow clearing in the forest. They were standing at one end looking down the length of the clearing and at the side of a mountain. Snow swirled up in twists and twirls in the breeze, silence filled the small valley and wrapped itself around them. As one they stepped closer to each other, this was the moment that they knew that they had taken a wrong turn and had strayed way way way off the path and into danger. They had somehow climbed up the south side of Ice Mountain, home of fearsome and terrible giants who dislike all things soft and squishy and unfortunately for the soft and squishy things, tended to show this dislike by squishing them.
Pan was the first one to say something,'I think it is time we went back the way we came...' Edgar nodded furiously in agreement.
Pot was the first one to turn around, he froze in mid-turn and said in a small voice, 'There might be a small problem with that idea...' Edgar and Pan turned around and found them selves face-to-awful-frosty-face with a giant. They all stood there frozen with fright, then the giant rumbled something to itself in a cold booming tone and slowly rose to it feet and lifted up its club. Seeing that they were about to be made into small splats in the snow brought life and movement into their legs. They ran faster than any of them thought that they could have ever ran before. The club thumped into the snow behind them as they rushed across the clearing. The giant followed them out of the forest bringing down his club narrowly missing them. Great clouds of snow filled the clearing and hid everyone from site. Taking advantage of the cover provided by the snow Pan Pot and Edgar dived for the trees on the other side of the clearing and for the slight cover of a hollow a boulder overhanging a shallow indentation in the ground offered.
They sat huddled there trying to catch their breath as the swirls of snow cleared from the clearing in front of them. They could now see as well as hear the giant walking up and down the valley looking for them, 'Maybe if we just stay here the giant will leave after a while?'
Pot looked over at Edgar and said, 'No he won't, haven't you ever listened to any of the story's and lessons on how to get away from the giants? The only thing that might, if it is good enough, make him not squish us as soon as he sees us, is some poetry. Specifically poetry about snow, ice and all things cold.' Edgar and Pan looked out of their hiding place and through the clearing snow, the giant was walking up and down the valley muttering away to himself as he waved at the clouds of snow with a big hand trying to spot them. Dimly, out of the deep and lost jungles of their memories they remembered long lectures from their father about telling them what to do if they were ever silly enough to go into giant country and get caught by a giant. If their memory was correct, and that was debatable, the only two options open to them were to get squished or suddenly remember a really good poem about winter or, make one up.
'So who is going to go out there and recite a poem to him?' Pan asked hoping that it was not him.
Edgar and Pot looked at each other around Pan and said as one,'You!'
Pan turned around and faced Pot and said in a shocked voice,'Me? I know nothing about poetry! Anyway aren't you the one who got us lost up here in the first place, shouldn't you be the one to go out there and write something in the snow? That way you can make a run for it back to safety while he is reading it.'
'Well that would be a very bad idea, if I got us lost in the woods that we have spent years in, I don't think that I would do any better getting us out of this.' Pan had to admit that he had a point.
Edgar knew that he was the next one on the list and decided to put an end to any idea about him going out into that clearing, 'And you know I have a memory problem since I fell off of the roof and onto my head last week and all of this stress just isn't helping. What did we come out here for?' He added this just to make his point clear.
Pot looked at him and said, 'Edgar you didn't fall on you head last week or any week ever for that matter.'
So the argument went around and around as the second hour of the afternoon slid into the third hour, as they talked the snow had settled down again and they could see the giant clearly as he searched for them. Finally it was settled, Pan would go and write a poem in the snow. Bravely he stood up and readied himself for the dash out into the clearing, when a thought occurred to him. He turned and faced Edgar and Pot and asked, 'Um, guys, do any of you know how one writes a poem?'
There was a moments thoughtful pause before Edgar said, 'Don't you...write words that...rhyme?'
'Yes and something else... but I cant remember.'
There was a longer moment of thinking before, Pan said, 'Is that all?'
Pot and Edgar nodded together, 'Well that is all we can remember.'
Pan nodded and then took a deep breath and held it until the giant was a the far end of the clearing. He let out his breath in a big swoosh and ran as fast as he could to a spot just in the clearing where he bent down ready to write but he found that his mind was a total blank. The giant had seen him and was now heading towards him, he had to start somewhere anywhere. Pan, expecting the giant to flatten him any moment, leaned down again and wrote the first thing that came into his head, and didn't stop writing until he had run out of things to write.
'Oh I love you snow
So cold and crunchy
White and fluffy'
Somewhere deep down Pan knew that he was probably writing the worst poem in history and he was fairly sure that he wasn't rhyming either.
'It's white and frosty,
Blueish and pretty
If in the light
Oh I love snow
So useful in a snowball fight,
One can build a frosty fort,'
Now he was getting the hang of it, things were starting to rhyme a little bit although he had lost most of the feeling in his fingers. The giant had been totally forgotten in the effort of thinking and writing the poem. Over from their hiding place Pot and Edgar nervously watched as Pan hurriedly wrote in the snow, the giant getting closer and closer but Pan seemed to be unaware of the danger that he was in. They were just about to call out to him when the giant stopped a little way from him and then leaned his club against leg and started to pat his frost pockets. It took him quit a while find what he was looking for but then he pulled out a big pair of glasses. Carefully he placed them on his nose and leaned forward to see what Pan was writing. Both Pot and Edgar were shocked to see the giant start to laughing. Great booming laughter filled the valley and bounced off of the mountains. Pan heard the laughter and it reminded him of were he was and why he was writing the poem, he started to write even faster that he had been, the last of the poem forming in his mind,
'Oh wonderful snow
how we love you in the winter
so sparkly and icy
we all love snow,
so please won't you let us go?'
As he finished writing the last word Pan leapt up and made a dash for the woods and the hiding place under the boulder expecting to be flattened any moment. Breathless he dived under the boulder crashing into Edgar and Pot. They looked out into the clearing and watched the giant, ready and waiting to run if he came towards them. But the giant just stood there and chuckled to himself as he re-read the poem.
Pot nudged Pan who was shivering and trying to warm up his fingers, 'What exactly did you write Pan?'
Pan shrugged and recited the poem that he had written.
Edgar snorted with laughter and Pot couldn't help smiling, 'Well I hope that it likes it. He just might think that it is bad enough to be good.'
Pan made a face at him and said in a hurt tone,'Well I thought I didn't do to badly considering I don't know how to write poetry. I would like to see you do better.'
Pot was going to say something back but Edgar nudged them both and said, 'Look, he is leaving!'
And indeed the giant was, he took off his glasses and tucked them into a pocket and still chuckling to himself swung his club onto his shoulder and walked off through the forest. As soon as they couldn't see him any more they stood up and ran blindly down the mountain. After what felt like ages to them the forest became more familiar to them and they stumbled to a halt. They leaned against the trees billowing steam like kettles that were boiling over. Too winded to say anything they just waved their hands at each other in a away that none of them understood.
Edgar looked around and then saw a familiar sight, and still out of breath he said, 'Hey, that is the tree I hid the pecan nuts in!'
Pot and Pan looked at where he was pointing and together they all stumbled over to the tree. and sure enough, there sitting in the hollow truck was the pot of pecan nuts that Edgar had hidden.
Pan pulled it out and said to Edgar, 'I think that I will carry it this time. We don't want to lose it again.'
Edgar rolled his eyes and said, 'Well I just wanted them to be safe.'
'Well they were safe. Unfortunately they were safe from us as well.' And so they argued about the nuts and safety the whole way home.
THE END