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Ahem, were you complementing my fiancee's ass???

Well, were ya, punk??

Good, because it is a very fine ass :)

Phil
 
phil_t said:
Ahem, were you complementing my fiancee's ass???

Well, were ya, punk??

Good, because it is a very fine ass :)

Phil
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He must be talking to you Martin 'cause personally, only Phil's ass fulfills my fantasies :eek:

RaVeN
 
Congratulations on your coming-out, RaVeN!

And congratulations on your fiancee's fine ass, Phil!

Cheers, Martin :D
 
Martin said:
Congratulations on your coming-out, RaVeN!
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Ya know, I was fine until I started reading the teachings of Master Wabbit. :D

RaVeN
(he's a genius with a carrot) :eek:
 
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Ladies and Gentlemen, it is official.

We have, as of now, hit rockbottom, and cannot, I repeat, cannot, go any lower than this.

Cheers, Martin :D
 
Martin said:
Ladies and Gentlemen, it is official.

We have, as of now, hit rockbottom, and cannot, I repeat, cannot, go any lower than this.

Cheers, Martin :D
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NO! Hush yo mouth! Don't say that!

*que insperational music*

Sure... My friends. My fellow Spammers. We, proud few, have come a long way. We have reached depths depravity UNDREAMED of! But... PLEASE, don't say it's over. We, proud few, CAN go lower! We will go lower!!! WE WILL!!!! GO LOWER!!!!!!! There is no such word as cannot! *hides the dictionary* Yes, this is not the end! It's a new beginning!!! we CAN and will go lower!!!

*wipes tear from eye*

*leaves stage*

*farts loudly*

*giggles*

*looks at pants*

*thinks, oh no, that one touched cloth!!!*



Didn't I tell ya he was a genius?
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mmmmmmHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! :D




One hell of a twisted one, though!
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The best kind! :cool:

Regards
SillyWabbit
 
SHREK 2 And you guys have a go at me for going to see Cat in the Hat :mad: :mad:

You'd better join me in the corner, but nobody gets to sit on my hat but ME! :D
 
Well, I saw the trailer yesterday, you know, when I went to see "CAT IN THE HAT" and had to don my flame proof knickers - anyway, it looked, how can I put it delicately - CR*P!
 
Wait wait wait ... you go see Cat in the Hat, right? So far so good? And you think Shrek, you know, the green feller, is crap?!

I sincerely believe you are mad.

Cheers, Martin :D
 
Martin said:
Wait wait wait ... you go see Cat in the Hat, right? So far so good? And you think Shrek, you know, the green feller, is crap?!
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She's right though. Shrek was awful. My boyfriend wanted to see it, but I knew it'd be a mistake. I spent the second half using my bus ticket for origami. He spent the second half being too embarassed to tell me he wanted to leave. We've now reached the point in our relationship that no matter who chose the film we're always open and honest about telling each other that we want to leave. Just in time for Charlie's Angels, but a little too late for Jeepers Creepers.
 
What?!

Shrek was the funniest film in ages, you silly women!

Sheesh!

And Nicola, as you may (or may not) have noticed, I actually posted the friggin' trailer in this thread!

Cheers, Martin :confused:
 
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