cool web clock

[Wabbit]

Yes, I am on very good terms with the death clock. We got back many years. I know him very well. You know, what makes him tick ahem

Yes, I can say that in general, inanimate objects are very friendly and talk to me often!

 

[Nosferatu Man]

I'm thinking, possibly nechrophilia makes him tick. I don't know how clocks... you know... nudge nudge, wink wink ...though.

When are you going to die anyway? You could get that clock to bump you off whenever you wanted I suppose couldn't you? What's the average life-expectancy for a Wabbit these days?

Hey dude, you sound like you're very in touch with nature (inanimate objects talking to you). I envy you!

 

[Wabbit]

I Am Immortal! Mmmmmhahahahahahahahhhaahahahhhhhaha

 

[Nosferatu Man]

Hmm... immortality. I think it's a bit too indefinite for me! I envy you less.

(Enviousness for Silly Wabbit: -1)

 

[Wabbit]

Yes, but as a demi God, I can cease to exist any time that I want to. +1 coolness!

 

[Nosferatu Man]

Oh wow, hey that is cool!

(Enviousness for Silly Wabbit: +2)
(Insight: +1)