beer good
Well-Known Member
Whenever I hear the words "intellectual" or "pretentious" used as if they were the worst insults in the English language, I always picture the following scene:
The two cavemen Og and Gog are huddled inside a cold cave, tattered deerskins wrapped around them, freezing their prehistoric asses off. Suddenly, in runs their friend Kog, excitedly waving two bits of wood around. "GUYS! Check this out!" He sits down and rubs the two pieces of wood together and soon has a roaring fire. "And that's not all! I just got this incredible idea: if we take a piece of flint and beat it against another, we can make tools! Using those we can make a wheel, tame horses, sew clothes, build houses, and... check this out... we're gonna go to the MOON!"
Kog runs along to the next cave to show Bog and Tog his new invention. Og looks to Gog and says "Shit, is he pretentious or what?"
The two cavemen Og and Gog are huddled inside a cold cave, tattered deerskins wrapped around them, freezing their prehistoric asses off. Suddenly, in runs their friend Kog, excitedly waving two bits of wood around. "GUYS! Check this out!" He sits down and rubs the two pieces of wood together and soon has a roaring fire. "And that's not all! I just got this incredible idea: if we take a piece of flint and beat it against another, we can make tools! Using those we can make a wheel, tame horses, sew clothes, build houses, and... check this out... we're gonna go to the MOON!"
Kog runs along to the next cave to show Bog and Tog his new invention. Og looks to Gog and says "Shit, is he pretentious or what?"