IT'S FRIDAY!!!! 
Hi, here are some dumb warning labels! Pretty funny
I would like to add one of my own. After buying a fruit and nut chocolate bar from Lidel supermarket. I noticed the bar had a warning: Beware - may contain nuts. Errrr, I HOPE so dammit lol
Enjoy
Actual Label Instructions on consumer goods:
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
On a hotel provided shower cap in a box:
Fits one head.
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
On a Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning keep out of children
On a helmet mounted mirror used by us cyclists:
Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you
On a Taiwanese shampoo:
Use repeatedly for severe damage
On the bottle-top of a flavoured milk drink:
After opening, keep upright
On a New Zealand insect spray:
This product not tested on animals.
In an american guide to setting up a new computer:
to avoid condensation forming, allow the boxes to warm up
to room Temperature before opening.
(Sensible instruction was on the inside of the box.)
On a Japanese product used to relieve painful haemorrhoids:
Lie down on bed and insert poscool slowly up to the projected
portion Like a sword-guard into anal duct. While inserting poscool
for Approximately 5 minutes, keep quiet.
On a blanket from taiwan:
not to be used as protection from a tornado
On a cardboard windshield sun shade:
"Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place."
On a Magic 8 Ball:
Not advised for use as a home pregnancy test.
On a roll of Life Savers:
Not for use as a flotation device.
On a refrigerator:
Refrigerate after opening.
On a disposable razor:
Do not use this product during an earthquake.
On a handgun:
Not recommended for use as a nutcracker.
On pantyhose:
Not to be used in the commission of a felony.
On a can of Fix-a-Flat:
Not to be used for breast augmentation..
On Odor Eaters:
Do not eat.
On a blender:
Not for use as an aquarium.
On a fax machine:
WARNING! Never attempt to directly fax anyone an image of
your naked buttocks. Always photocopy your buttocks and fax
the photocopy.
On a revolving door:
Passenger compartments for individual use only.
On children's alphabet blocks:
Letters may be used to construct words, phrases and
sentences that may be deemed offensive.
In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles
Open Other End.
On a packet of Sunmaid raisins -
Why Not Try Tossing Over Your Favorite Breakfast Cereal?
Regards
SillyWabbit
PS: I followed the raisins advise and tried tossing over my cornflakes but it did not taste so good... lol
Hi, here are some dumb warning labels! Pretty funny
Enjoy
Actual Label Instructions on consumer goods:
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
On a hotel provided shower cap in a box:
Fits one head.
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
On a Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning keep out of children
On a helmet mounted mirror used by us cyclists:
Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you
On a Taiwanese shampoo:
Use repeatedly for severe damage
On the bottle-top of a flavoured milk drink:
After opening, keep upright
On a New Zealand insect spray:
This product not tested on animals.
In an american guide to setting up a new computer:
to avoid condensation forming, allow the boxes to warm up
to room Temperature before opening.
(Sensible instruction was on the inside of the box.)
On a Japanese product used to relieve painful haemorrhoids:
Lie down on bed and insert poscool slowly up to the projected
portion Like a sword-guard into anal duct. While inserting poscool
for Approximately 5 minutes, keep quiet.
On a blanket from taiwan:
not to be used as protection from a tornado
On a cardboard windshield sun shade:
"Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place."
On a Magic 8 Ball:
Not advised for use as a home pregnancy test.
On a roll of Life Savers:
Not for use as a flotation device.
On a refrigerator:
Refrigerate after opening.
On a disposable razor:
Do not use this product during an earthquake.
On a handgun:
Not recommended for use as a nutcracker.
On pantyhose:
Not to be used in the commission of a felony.
On a can of Fix-a-Flat:
Not to be used for breast augmentation..
On Odor Eaters:
Do not eat.
On a blender:
Not for use as an aquarium.
On a fax machine:
WARNING! Never attempt to directly fax anyone an image of
your naked buttocks. Always photocopy your buttocks and fax
the photocopy.
On a revolving door:
Passenger compartments for individual use only.
On children's alphabet blocks:
Letters may be used to construct words, phrases and
sentences that may be deemed offensive.
In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles
Open Other End.
On a packet of Sunmaid raisins -
Why Not Try Tossing Over Your Favorite Breakfast Cereal?
Regards
SillyWabbit
PS: I followed the raisins advise and tried tossing over my cornflakes but it did not taste so good... lol