ValkyrieRaven88
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Oh, God, PLEASE don't read Hemingway. He is awful. I don't know how a man writing the way he did survived in this business.
I read A Farewell to Arms, which he wrote in an attempt to relive an affair with an army nurse in his younger days. It's boring, the characters are bland, no one seems to stick with their decisions, the dialogue is unbelievably disgusting, the plotline drags, and there was a whole chapter on horse racing that had nothing to do with the rest of the story. He'll mention a million insignificant things, and you'll pay attention because they'll be important later, right? Well, they're never mentioned again.
Here is a sample of the dialogue.
“ ‘I think we’re in Switzerland, Cat,’ I said.
“ ‘Really?’
“ ‘There’s no way to know until we see Swiss troops.’
“ ‘Or the Swiss navy.’
“ ‘The Swiss navy’s no joke for us. That last motor boat we heard was probably the Swiss navy.’
“ ‘If we’re in Switzerland let’s have a big breakfast. They have wonderful rolls and butter and jam in Switzerland.’”
And this one is even better.
“I was wondering whether Rinaldi had the syphilis.”
“Was that all?”
“Yes.”
“Has he had the syphilis?”
“I don’t know.”
“I’m glad you haven’t. Did you ever have anything like that?”
“I had gonorrhea.”
“I don’t want to hear about it. Was it very painful, darling?”
“Very.”
“I wish I’d had it.”
I rest my case.
I read A Farewell to Arms, which he wrote in an attempt to relive an affair with an army nurse in his younger days. It's boring, the characters are bland, no one seems to stick with their decisions, the dialogue is unbelievably disgusting, the plotline drags, and there was a whole chapter on horse racing that had nothing to do with the rest of the story. He'll mention a million insignificant things, and you'll pay attention because they'll be important later, right? Well, they're never mentioned again.
Here is a sample of the dialogue.
“ ‘I think we’re in Switzerland, Cat,’ I said.
“ ‘Really?’
“ ‘There’s no way to know until we see Swiss troops.’
“ ‘Or the Swiss navy.’
“ ‘The Swiss navy’s no joke for us. That last motor boat we heard was probably the Swiss navy.’
“ ‘If we’re in Switzerland let’s have a big breakfast. They have wonderful rolls and butter and jam in Switzerland.’”
And this one is even better.
“I was wondering whether Rinaldi had the syphilis.”
“Was that all?”
“Yes.”
“Has he had the syphilis?”
“I don’t know.”
“I’m glad you haven’t. Did you ever have anything like that?”
“I had gonorrhea.”
“I don’t want to hear about it. Was it very painful, darling?”
“Very.”
“I wish I’d had it.”
I rest my case.