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For RaVeN only.

Litany

Active Member
I was getting jealous of everyone starting private threads. :( But now we have our own one. You could use it to dole out hair care and motorcycle maintenance tips.
 
You beat me to it. I was just going to start one for YOU only. :D

Tell me dear, what's up with this vodka pie thing? It sounds absolutely revolting. I thought Martin was joking at first but after giving it a thought, I bet it's the real deal. Leave it to those wacky Russians!

Now, what else shall we discuss since no one else will be reading this?

I know, I just got off work and can use a shower. Shower....think of the hot steamy moisture. Doesn't just thinking about the word (giggle), like you know, (giggle) make you think of wet things? :eek:

RaVeN
 
You kinky devil. Getting me all hot and bothered before I go to work. Shame on you.

I do not know about this vodka pie. One would imagine there must be something more in there than just pastry and vodka else it'd get a little sogg. Mayhaps the vodka is just used as some sort of gravy. Or maybe it's something like marrow, that would soak up a lot of vodka. Only it would also be disgusting.

So, are you going to form your own crime fighting RaVeN squad?
 
What do you think? Would you like to be my partner? You would have to run the brach division.....'cause there's no way in hell England would let me in the country. :eek:

RaVeN
 
Do I get one of those leather catsuits and a fancy motorbike? And a new shiny spork? Can you tell me about the company health plan? And if I was investigating a break in at a big expensive jeweller's and there just happened to be some spare diamonds scattered about on the floor would I be allowed to pinch them, as long as no one was looking? Is there a company pension? Would we all have to use the same company warcry, or would I be allowed to adlib as I launched myself into battle? Will each division get their own bejewelled and massive black bloke specifically designated for the pitying of foos? Will the company cover my drugged hamburger costs? I won't have to be nice to urchins will I?
 
It's a must, you like hot steel between your loins do ya? , ok, stay healthy..that's a good plan. Diamonds...what diamonds? Yes...diamonds. I like a girl that screams, please use my name as often as possible. We'll hold auditions. Diamonds..what diamonds? Piss on 'em.

If you're done yapping now the shower is ready.

RaVeN
 
Of couse I did woman. I said staying healthy was a good plan and if diamonds aren't a good enough pension plan, tough nipply bumps.

It's been reported to me by one of my snitches that you are known to take long lunches and even longer naps while at work. I just can't allow that without a weeks notice and a certified verification of an okey dokey in triplicate.

These are the rules kiddo. I won't have any slackers on my team. There are bloody times ahead and you better get used to them. One unsanctioned drowse off could make the difference between saving a third world country and loosing all future movie & book rights.

Pop tall, be proud, and take those damn tassles off the cat suit.


RaVeN
 
I'll have you know I've never fallen asleep during a tussle. Well, ok, once. But I still won. I won't let the team down guvnor. You can trust me. Oh go on. G'is a job.

I thought the tassles made it look special. :( They go with the furry ears and the tail.
 
I know I'm not RaVeN, but I just had to say this.

I think it's great you've finally declared your love for eachother!

Cheers, Martin :cool:
 
What time zone are you in? I declared a love for myself when I was barely old enough to make a fist. :D


RaVeN
 
Oi! This is a private thread. No trespassing. And I'll have you know that this is purely a business transaction. If RaVeN wants the feather duster, he pays for the feather duster.
 
Ah, true love, you know just what he likes!

Anyway, that'll be all from me, I'll leave you two lovebirds alone. And remember, always wear protection.

Cheers, Martin :cool:
 
Martin said:
Ah, true love, you know just what he likes!

Anyway, that'll be all from me, I'll leave you two lovebirds alone. And remember, always wear protection.

Cheers, Martin :cool:


Of course. I never leave home without a cup and goalie mask.(in case there's not a chair for her to sit on) :D

Now go play with yourself in your own thread like my partner suggested! :mad:


RaVeN
 
Oh snookums,

My tax check just arrived. What's the going rate this season to have you rotate my crops?

RaVeN
 
A tenner a shrub.

So, in your world the taxman pays you? Are you blackmailing them? I got a note yesterday about how much tax I've paid this year. It's already on my payslip, I reckon they just like to gloat.
 
I only have one shrub but my how it's grown.

From what I gather, we don't get hit as hard as you do. I don't get back near as much as my married days but with $900 I figure I can have you prune until your hobnobs go stale.

RaVeN
 
I suppose you don't have to pay for healthcare that you'll never get, or a pension that won't be worth toffee by the time you retire, or for the cost of getting a man in Brussels to measure the 'bend' in cucumbers.
 
I just got back from Brussels and had a grand time. I almost went broke though. You didn't tell me the silly man charged by the inch.


RaVeN
 
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