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For RaVeN only.

RaVeN said:
I just got back from Brussels and had a grand time. I almost went broke though. You didn't tell me the silly man charged by the inch.
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I take it you only took an inch worth of cash with you then?
 
So you go all the way to Brussels to get the man to measure your cucumber for bend and then you refuse to share the results? And I thought you loved me. :(
 
But I do my little puppy pissed on plum.

My answer was'nt a question mark. It was to show you aprox how bent it is.

Please don't yell at me, you know how sensitive I am about my dipsy doodle dandy.


RaVeN
 
Oh dear, that's very bendy. Which way up is it? Or is that dot there to show a little dribble splat and thereby indicate its orientation?
 
No, the single dot represents what I have left after my operation.

(one IS the lonliest number) :(


RaVeN
 
I'm quite good at sewing. If you give me a ping pong ball and some brightly coloured thread I could make it so no one ever discovers your shameful secret.
 
A ping pong ball? Do I look Chinese to you?

I think a Tiger's Eye marble might come in handy though if you could add a little velcro tab for easy access.

Something that matches your good eye would be perfect don't you think Cheesenips?


RaVeN
 
RaVeN said:
Something that matches your good eye would be perfect don't you think Cheesenips?
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So something red with a definite glint of evil. How about a squirrel? We could still use the velcro, and that way you could swap it for various woodland creatures depending on the occasion. Badgers for formal, foxes for when you're feeling playful, hedgehogs for family gatherings, and of course the squirrel for every day use.
 
I knew you couldn't resist this outfit. The lime green polka dots really set off the neon flashing ra-ra skirt.
 
I love the way you notice the little things.

Anyway, I'm back to my brown, furry nudity now. The way you like me best. Hairy, but wiggly.
 
Are you kidding? Thoughts of your perky little things are what keep me going from day to day.

What kind of shampoo do you use to keep your fur so vibrant and manageable without killing off all the local infestations? I must get myself a cask on tap for the weekend.

Talk to you soon Sugar Bumps,

RaVeN
 
I don't use shampoo. I find that my body's own oily secretions are best for maintaining my glossy coat. Once a week I give myself a good lick to get off the worst of the dirt, nothing like saliva for cutting through the grime, but I leave the rest to nature. I don't hold with all this nonsense about hygiene. Surely I wouldn't have so many fleas if I was that filthy. They'd only want to chow down on the good stuff.
 
What the hell are you trying to do, activate some kind of flashback? I can't stand to look at your avatar.

First it's shaking then it's whipping now it's this. Can't you just stand still?

Next you'll be running back & forth weeing on everyone's avatar.


RaVeN
 
RaVeN said:
Next you'll be running back & forth weeing on everyone's avatar.
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Now that's an interesting idea. The energetic chap is merely a stopgap. I'll go have another look for something more appropriate...

...Right. That's about as close as I can find to one that looks like me. Just imagine her full of rum, holding a sharpened spork and looking for a fight and you're there.
 
Well I hope you have that out of your system.

This one created a different kind of flash back but I like it...I like it.


RaVeN
 
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