Four-Word-Story

[Ronny]

Soon all the sloths

 

[clueless]

like me fell asleep

 

[ruby]

And sleeped for hours

 

[clueless]

Waking up ravenous, they

 

[ruby]

Had plenty to eat

 

[Lemming]

including boules on toasts

 

[clueless]

fried lemmings with peas

(This is part of an extremely secret and truculent International conspiracy that has just come to light. Please join the movement to stop frying lemmings)

 

[ruby]

Mashed spuds and gravy

 

[Lemming]

...the live lemmings screamed...

 

[clueless]

and planned their revenge

 

[Lemming]

...not realising they're dying!

 

[clueless]

Across the green sky

 

[Lemming]

Across the green sky...

...the Gods wept for...

 

[clueless]

the peas and demanded

 

[Lemming]

...that the Lemmings go...

(Be nice, please be nice!)

 

[clueless]

away from the culling


(sorry, but I had to say something nice about vegetables. I bet vegetarians never give a thought to their feelings )

 

[Lemming]

...and live happily in...

 

[clueless]

a desert island by

 

[Lemming]

...themselves and a couple...

(This is turning into a bit of a duet, clueless!)

 

[clueless]

of blue rabbits, penguins


(maybe some other people will join now)