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You can't stop me now! I'm am more powerful than you can possibly imagine!RaVeN said:Did you eat all those pop-rocks in one sitting?
RaVeN said:I'll pray for a calm wind.
Litany said:No can do. How about warm and pungent?
Anyhoo, maybe this will stop Watercrystal sulking...
Two identical twin brothers go into a bar. They order the exact same drink. One brother drinks his quickly, while the other drinks his much more slowly. The one who drinks slowly dies afterwards.
You spoil all the fun.True@1stLight said:The ice cubes were poisoned.....
Abulafia said:Siamese twin sisters?
watercrystal said:1) was he poisoned?
no he doesnt have oneLitany said:If he has a walking stick then I think I know the answer.
Abulafia said:Blind circus midget faced with losing his job due to the shorter stick kills himself.
Litany said:The second shortest man in the world wants his job.
Or, the second shortest man in the world fancies his woman, but she's fickle and only likes really short men, preferably the shortest man in the world.
So he snuck in and sawed down all the furniture in the room knowing that it would send his rival bonkers.
I know you didn't highlight the second shortest man, but I'm keeping him in coz I like him. He has a moustache and a bowler hat and an insanely evil cackle.
yes (10 characters)Beatrycze said:Was his bed sawed down?