Hail Bathory!

[Bathory]

I have arrived to bless you all with my presence!

...or something. Hm, let me tell you a story.

Today, I said to my self, "Self, am I the only one who reads?" I replied, "Of course not!" As I look around I spot someone, "Ah, you see?" "Look closer... it reads the Da Vinci Code," replied myself. I nearly dropped Goethe's Faust in disgust. Arriving home a few hours later, these hands of mine typed "book" and "forum" into google search. I arrived here, browsed a bit, and found that there are others! Clicking the "New Thread" button...

I hope that pinch of bad writing doesn't make me look like an *ahem*

How's that for first impressions? Ahahaha! (Good one!)

For a little background information:
>Senior in High School
>17 years of age
>Like long walks on the beach...

I hope to see you all around the forum!

 

[honeydevil]

Welcome and have fun!! oh and i almost forgot, don't even think for one second that you are the strangest user in this forum...
see you around

 

[Wabbit]

Welcome to the forum that was raised by wild badgers!

Enjoy

 

[honeydevil]

Welcome to the forum that was raised by wild badgers!

Enjoy

is that a new one?? or do you used that earlier??

 

[Wabbit]

Heeeeeeeeeeeeey! it's a new one! Not like I repeat myself. Not like I repeat myself!

 

[honeydevil]

Heeeeeeeeeeeeey! it's a new one! Not like I repeat myself. Not like I repeat myself!

i'm just asking, could have been that you run out of ideas!!

 

[Bathory]

Welcome and have fun!! oh and i almost forgot, don't even think for one second that you are the strangest user in this forum...
see you around

There seems to be a direct correlation between how much one has read and the amount of screws lost. And I still have enough to hold this contraption of mine together.

Bye... for now.

 

[dele]

Welcome!

 

[honeydevil]

There seems to be a direct correlation between how much one has read and the amount of screws lost. And I still have enough to hold this contraption of mine together.

Bye... for now.

hmm... i don't know i think here are people who read more that me, but there not halfe as mad as me!! but who knows and good that one of us has a few scews left!!

 

[mr_michel]

I hope that pinch of bad writing doesn't make me look like an *ahem*

too late

but i guess everyone deserves a second chance
so, Welcome

 

[Magnolia_Moth]

Welcome to the forum... May I ask where did you get your name from? Is it the Band or the Countess???

 

[Ice]

Welcome to the forum

 

[Øystein]

Welcome.
Hope you won't mind that I'll probably end up imagining you posting in full Quorthon-style fur underwear (not really an image I want in my head, so uhh, maybe I shouldn't welcome you at all )

 

[hay82]

Welcome to the forum..

 

[Halo]

Welcome to the forum that was raised by wild badgers!

Good one! (you didn't do one for Jbug, I thought my comment had put you off! )

Welcome to the forum Bathory!

 

[Eugen]

Very brave of you, Bathory.

 

[Bathory]

Welcome to the forum... May I ask where did you get your name from? Is it the Band or the Countess???

Bathory is one of my favorite bands... I consider everything up to Twilight of the Gods as essential to any listener of the genre.

I have always found the Countess interesting as well.

 

[novella]

>Like long walks on the beach...

What is it with Long Walks on the Beach? Is that code for something?

I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled.

 

[Magnolia_Moth]

Bathory is one of my favorite bands... I consider everything up to Twilight of the Gods as essential to any listener of the genre.

Totally agree... Awsome band indeed