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True@1stLight

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I'm a virgo, I like long walks on the beach and watching the sunset with bobby while enema holds the video camera. I worship my goddess, Irene, twice a day at midday and midnight, and I frequently go on biscut binges from some unconcious voice that demands me to eat them feeding my impulse. I must now attend to the young child locked in my closet, but I hope I can fit in here.
 
True@1stLight said:
I frequently go on biscut binges from some unconcious voice that demands me to eat them feeding my impulse. .


Uh, that would be Litany?


True@1stLight said:
I must now attend to the young child locked in my closet, but I hope I can fit in here.

And, um, that would be . . . Martin??



I am a gemini. So there are two of us (me, I mean). I like to take long walks on the beach and lie on the couch and do nothing. I like to hack up hunks of pork with a cleaver and throw them into hot oil, and I am a vegetarian. My soulmate is a surly optimist who is sensitive yet does not give a flying wig about others. Most importantly, he will hold my foot up when I do not have a footstool.
 
I object to being locked in a closet!

So, is this a game? Guess the point of the thread?

Cheers
 
Martin said:
So, is this a game? Guess the point of the thread?

Cheers


I thought Trufe's post was like a personal ad (right?), so I thought I'd post my own. Do you have those in Belgium? SWMF seeks nongenderspecific Olympian who smoke cigarillos and enjoys mariachi music. That type deal.

ME: Lying in puddle on 53rd and Lex., 2 pm Friday.

YOU: Stepping over me to get into my cab. You poked me in the stomach with your umbrella and smiled.

We were meant to be. Where can I find you?
 
novella said:
Uh, that would be Litany?

Naaa. Sounds too subliminal for it to be me. I'm just not that subtle.

Besides which, I'm a Libra and we don't believe in horoscopes.
 
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