I have a new goal

[Litany]

You blow.

I think I may have said this once or twice before, but I think it bears repeating.

BITE ME!

 

[Martin]

Anyway, back to castles.

Cheers

 

[RaVeN]

I agree, Martin.

And as I was telling Pepper Nips in her dungeon just the other day, thanks, but no thanks. I'm allergic to yeast.


RaVeN

 

[Martin]

How is that agreeing with me?

Cheers

 

[Litany]

And as I was telling Pepper Nips in her dungeon just the other day, thanks, but no thanks. I'm allergic to yeast.

Never stopped you from smearing Marmite on your...um...particulars.

I'm gonna buy my own damn castle. And fill it with hookers and blackjack.

 

[Martin]

This thread is doomed.

Take it, it's yours.

Cheers

 

[Ruzi]

I'd love one.
I want a castle..../japanese beach house.
^_^

 

[Wabbit]

You're slipping. I was expecting something like that from your first post.


RaVeN

I'm not slipping, I was just giving you the chance to get one in first, old bearded chum O mine! But... BUT... you FAILED so there and double there and not to mention na nah na nnnaaaaaaaaaah

 

[Wabbit]

This thread is doomed.

Take it, it's yours.

Cheers

DOOMED!!!!​

 

[Ashlea]

Okay, so castles don't do it for you people. Try this:

http://www.privateislandsonline.com

Now, this one is a castle ON a private island. I could work with that.

 

[Freya]

I could do with my own island. I'd fill it with ball pools and water slides and... beer.

 

[Litany]

That's the site that has my eventual criminal mastermind hide out island. Not one, but TWO volcanic knolls. Those pesky spies, so easily confused, won't know which one to sneak into. Mwahahahahaha.

 

[Freya]

And there's no need to worry about heating bills on a island...