I have nasty, weird neighbors - help!

[leckert]

Sounds cozy, will you tell me a story?

I'll tell you about the big bad wolfe, with the big, um, the big, uhh, eyes, yeah - eyes.

He ate this pink furry bunny who kept ruining his attempts to score with the local hottie.

 

[sirmyk]

He ate this pink furry bunny who kept ruining his attempts to score with the local hottie.

...and then the bunny climbed out of his chest like that dinner scene in Alien.

 

[Ronny]

Wow there's a lot a people under your coats.

 

[leckert]

Wow there's a lot a people under your coats.

Yeah, I was all alone until I invited you under here!

Now I have ocean-smelling stuff all over me, and bunnies crawling out of my chest!

I need a nap!

 

[Ronny]

It has been a very long week, I plan on sleeping like the dead tonight.

 

[sirmyk]

I need some serious therapy. Anyone know a good shrink in California?

 

[Ronny]

Well one of my grandpas is a shrink and he lived in CA until just recently. Of course talking to him usually makes me feel worse, so now I usually just talk to my cats.

 

[Ronny]

I could put my hair up in a bun and put on my official looking glasses and you could tell me all about it. I have plenty of experience with therapist and think I could handle the role quite well.

 

[RainbowGurl]

I know you can call the police if you have a noisy neighbour so I wonder if you can call the police for neighbours polluting your street

 

[SFG75]

As long as you give your name and address when you make a complaint, they'll take it seriously.