I have returned!

[Halo]

Phil, what do you expect? You never show your ass anymore. In fact, there are many new members who have never had the (dubious) pleasure of seeing your ass.

 

[jenn]

yes i for one would like see phil's ass.

 

[Wabbit]

Well, you can get the next best thing! Ice can describe it to you

 

[RainbowGurl]

I didn't even notice my darling wabbit gone!

 

[Wabbit]

For shame!

 

[Miss Shelf]

Phil, what do you expect? You never show your ass anymore. In fact, there are many new members who have never had the (dubious) pleasure of seeing your ass.

Me for one! I'm very disappointed I haven't seen the famous ass!

 

[RainbowGurl]

For shame!

I'll make up to you I'm sorry *Gives you a big wabbit passionate kiss*.

 

[phil_t]

Dear god, it seems everyone is still obsessed with my ass!! I ask you people, do you not have anything better to obsess about?!

... Of course, having said that, it is a mighty fine ass, if not a little hairy

Anyways, it is hiding away in retirement on a small island somewhere off the coast of Scotland, where it can live out its days in relative anonymity, away from the harsh spotlight of the Celebrity Book Forum Paparazzi. It sends hugs and kisses.

Phil

 

[Miss Shelf]

That gives new meaning to the term "ass kissing"!

 

[jenn]

Anyways, it is hiding away in retirement on a small island somewhere off the coast of Scotland, where it can live out its days in relative anonymity, away from the harsh spotlight of the Celebrity Book Forum Paparazzi. It sends hugs and kisses.

Phil

that's a nice life for an ass. my breasts are currently in the middle of a very messy custody battle with martin.

 

[Martin]

Damn, for a second I thought you said custard.

Hmm, custard!

Hmmmmm, breasts and custard!!

Cheers

 

[phil_t]

Now you're talking strange Dutch boy!!

<Grabs Ice and an Industrial-sized tub of Ambrosia>

Whoohoo!!

Phil