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I will be missed.

You know Phil, I didn't want to tell those terrible stories about you while you were gone. It was ALL Martin's idea. ;)


RaVeN
 
Now that you mention it, I do remember reading a story that was hushed up for some reason.

I don't remember all of the details but it had someting to do with Martin being picked up for making unauthorized nightly withdrawls from the local sperm bank.

Quite messy affair actually.


RaVeN
 
After that business he thought about joining a ship. I hear he was interested in the seamen!

Regards
SillyWabbit
 
SillyWabbit said:
He got hooked on crack but he also took it like a man!

Regards
SillyWabbit
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Really?, 'cause the version of the story I heard was that he was forced to his knees by the blow.


RaVeN
 
I'm thinking we should start a pool and the one that names the venereal disease the Martin comes home with is the winner.

If everyone were to kick in a fiver the winner could walk away with a nice little nest egg.

Of course if he were to return with more than one, the proceedings would be split accordingly.

Now who wants what disease?.....so to speak :D


RaVeN
 
SillyWabbit said:
Dutch Elm? :D

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SillyWabbit
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I asked him about that one months ago and he denied it. (there was something sticky oozing from his joints). So that one should be an open option. You're on the board for 5 Wabbit.

and just to make Martin happy....

NEXT!

RaVeN
 
Let me add something here. Callouses, boils and carpal tunnel will be stricken from the list. He had those when he left. :D

RaVeN
 
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