i'm drunk

[Ronny]

except a half naked one

 

[Irene Wilde]

except a half naked one

With runny mascara and runs in her stockings.

 

[Ronny]

Hey were you with me last weekend?

 

[Irene Wilde]

Hey were you with me last weekend?

That was you? I hardly recognize you with your clothes on!

 

[Ronny]

I know, I'm still trying to locate certain items. I didn't sing for you did I?

 

[Irene Wilde]

I know, I'm still trying to locate certain items. I didn't sing for you did I?

About three choruses of "Hollaback Girl." And the boys from the fleet say "hi!"

 

[Ronny]

That explains the tattoo of the banana.

 

[Irene Wilde]

The boys all chipped in. They were sure you would like it when you woke up.

 

[Ronny]

Who decided to put it on my forehead?

 

[jenn]

oh that is unfortunate.

 

[Ronny]

The singing or the tattoo?

 

[Irene Wilde]

Who decided to put it on my forehead?

I'm not sure. One of the circus people, maybe. Or it could have been the guy with the maraschino cherries. Or the bodybuilder in the stiletto heels who kept telling everyone to call him Shirley.

 

[Ronny]

Oh, yes sweet Shirley, I bet it was he/she. Well it looks to be time for me to go, they are honking the horn in an agitated manner. It's been fun and we'll have to do it again sometime.

 

[Irene Wilde]

G'night. May we meet again.

 

[jenn]

g'night irene. thank you for coming out.

 

[Irene Wilde]

g'night irene. thank you for coming out.

I'm sure I'll pay for it tomorrow. But it won't be the first time.

G'night.

 

[ricky]

wow..there was a lot happening here last night and i am sorry i drank my quart of vodka and passed out so early ( i think i must have been upset about bobby..) ....oh well, there's always another day.....

 

[leckert]

It's funny, Ricky... I notice the "I'm Drunk" thread never seems to get stale! Usually when I check my subscribed threads, I see "I'm Drunk -- Ricky" and I think "Again!?!". I realize now, it's not "again", it's "still" !


(and HiYa! Jenn-o-spankerific!)

 

[jenn]

hiya leckert baby, where were you all weekend?

 

[leckert]

hiya leckert baby, where were you all weekend?

Well, I played last night at our local coffee house, so I spent most of yesterday practicing. I had to forcibly keep myself away from the computer!

Looks like I missed a bunch! I think I am pretty well caught up, though, unless someone besides Bobby has been banned.

How was your weekend?