I'm Martin and I'm ..

[Litany]

Hold my flat cap? A generous offer, but us Yorkshire folk never take off our flat caps, Litany. What would we carry our ferrets in?

I thought they lived down your trousers. Ooh, ecky thump.

See? I can do Northern. I learned it from Chorlton and the Wheelies.

 

[Freya]

Damn I've totally forgotten ALL my Lancs/Yorks banter. Dammit!

Anyway, it doesn't matter, we're miles better than you, it's been proved millions of times, you may as well just admit it.

Although I do like Emmerdale.

 

[Stella Leanna]

Because just now I was working on a paper in MS Word, and it took me a few pages to realise that I was using the [ i ][ /i ]-tags to get Italics.

That happened to me when I was doing HTML.

 

[VTChEwbecca]

That happened to me when I was doing HTML.

Yeah, HTML gets me everytime when writing a paper. I'm forever typing <i> and </i>, etc.

 

[Martin]

Pity us.

Cheers, Martin

 

[Stella Leanna]

VTChEwbecca: I used the <i></i> one in Word. Gah, but who cares, the internet is my life. HAHA.

Martin: we should be proud of ourselves!

 

[Martin]

Yeah, that's what I keep telling myself too.

Cheers, Martin

 

[Stella Leanna]

And that should lift your spirits up.

Look, it's working on me! haha.

 

[Martin]

I try to smile, but it hurts my face ..

.. so I don't.

Cheers, Martin

 

[Stella Leanna]

Only forum addicts make that mistake. You should feel special.

 

[Squeegee]

My advice ...

.. a BookForum Addict.

And I know this, how?

Because just now I was working on a paper in MS Word, and it took me a few pages to realise that I was using the [ i ][ /i ]-tags to get Italics.

Now I'm depessed.

Cheers, martin

Blow some bubble-gum bubbles and you'll be fine again! Don't worry! We've got the remedy!!!​

 

[Martin]

Erm ..

Yeah. Uh huh.

Cheers, Martin

 

[Halo]

Damn I've totally forgotten ALL my Lancs/Yorks banter. Dammit!

Anyway, it doesn't matter, we're miles better than you, it's been proved millions of times, you may as well just admit it.

Although I do like Emmerdale.

Admit it? Never! Lancashire could never best the county that originated the culinary delight that is (drum roll) The Yorkshire Pudding! Beat that if you can (and I know that you can't!)

 

[Kaz]

Ooooohhhh I love Yorkshire Pudding with gravey and onions. Yummy!!

 

[Halo]

They're lovely with jam, too! How versatile is that?